Fortune Cookie II

Did everyone go to bed??? I should too. I listened to the news and we lost 12 soldiers today. I feel so bad for their moms.
I wish my son hadn't gone back. He'll soon be in a convoy again, and that's so scarey. Bah, stupid terrorists.
I'm goin to bed and hope there is a message from him in the morning. .......

It's almost Midnight 11:46 and I'm Done
off to bed again.
No Im in upstate New York 200 miles North
OF NYC. This will probably be our last snow
but last year my Daffodils were up and blooming
and got buried. This time of year
the snow doesn't stay more than 3 or 4 days and melts.
April is usually showers & freezing rain.

Find Norwich then go half a inch down the road to Binghamton and that's the little
village called Rockdale where I live on Rt 8 which is not on this map - But this a great map without the little feeder county roads.

Mory, How far are you from Niagra Falls?

Mory, is this close?

You four need to get more sleep! LOL! I sure don't like this time change. It is pitched black when I get up now. Who's bright idea was this, anyway???

Ditto on the new time. I don't like it either. It took me 5 minutes to figure out how to log on this morning. I wonder if that's a sign of how my day will go?

Heh, I'm waiting to see how long it will take for my hubby to change the clocks. We had a long discussion on Sat. about how he leaves everything but mowing the grass to me.(and that's only because I refuse. I'd be mowing and he'd be golfing!) He really doesn't even think about it, just expects me to do everything.Says he "doesn't notice" messes and things! Have I spoiled him or what!!??? Darn babies of the family! Don't mean to say he's lazy or not a good guy, just spoiled!
Now the clock in the living room is stuck on 4:50. LOL I bet it's a week before he says anything!!!

MG,....Why did you have a long discussion. REMEMBER, men never listen. Can't guy bash one minute & want the clocks changed another.

Men strike back! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up
a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say
something smart?
When she starts a sentence with
"A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.

LOL Jake you're funny!
BTW I made more $$$ than him and retired already!

omg, lol. Jake, I hope you ducked after posting.

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omg, lol. Jake, I hope you ducked after posting

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Naaa, I'm used to it. I sent the "guy" thing to my hubby puter. He'll love it!

lol, ok. But ducking wouldnt apply to you anyway, MG.

Puppy: Not Far, I think thats where
the road on Rt 8 turns left to go over
the mountain. About 7 miles. Amazing map photo.
Jake: the Falls Is 255 milesa five hour drive North from me.

Mory, I love waterfalls and that's a doozy. If I lived that close I would spend alot of time there.

It is beautiful, Jake. I love fall too. I like to camp in Tn. at Fall Creek Falls. It is great!

It is very exciting - Only thing close to it was Old Faithful..
.Both made me want to Pee which was a mile away
I still want to shoot the Grand Canyon rapids in a rubber boat
I used to be scared but did a Bungee Jump and now am willing
for anything but Hang Gliding over Land ...

Big News I sniped a Spell Checker today so maybe next week
On my new High Spped cirkut I wonna ma makin so munly errorzz..

I,m going to look Mrs M on the net for that - thanks -mory

MG wrote:

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BTW I made more $$$ than him and retired already!

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See how smart your husband is. Guess you didn't meet at the laundromat.

Jake: Hundreds of Seniors go back there
for Wedding renewals every day...But they
have several muggings a day of Seniors - couples
and singles. they have an enormous
SecurityForce but it keeps happening
- Very Sad Times.
My Dad & Stepmother were mugged and beaten
at Death Valley campground...Dad had Eight
Thousand in a floor safe...they beat him till
he opened it. Didn't have a dime or credit card
when it was over. Four other couples loaned him
money to get back to Seattle. Times have changed.
He had two two legal guns with them- they hit at
breakfast - Alyce making coffee - He had a habit
of stepping out to Pee instead of filling the
holding tank. He was two weeks in Hospital
before he could drive home. After that, all
they did was fight because Alyce refused to learn
to shoot even though he was getting
beat to death. I say If you weren't there, who are we
to judge. After that she learned to shoot with a
girlfriend at 76 now ain't that amazing. I used
to call her Candy Ass Alyce. But had to change it to
Pistol Packin Alyce. I also used to call them
Pistol & Pisser...A year later they talked a lot at
Senior Lunches - about the experience but never
camped or RV/d again.

Mory, you are right about the times! I would not dream of going anywhere without a gun..and I can use it. I was well trained!

Three Cheers for You Mrs M:

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See how smart your husband is. Guess you didn't meet at the laundromat

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Naw, I picked him up in a bar!! heh

He played in a rock and roll band, and I loved to dance. Only problem was, while he was playing the music I din't have anybody to dance with!

Well, you know, MG, that's true no matter what you husband does...if you're married to a plumber, you never get your plumbing fixed..if you married to a musican, you don't get to dance! Life is funny, isn't it?

Yea, I never fix his pants!!

time for bed. Have to get up, do my exercise class (1 hour!), clean up and deliver the crib, and then get to therapy by 11am. Phew!! Gnite all.

It's noon, the snow has melted in the morning sun
and it's a beautiful Spring Day..
28 last night and now it's 60.. I am waiting for
the Road Runner installer - anytime in the
next three hours depending how his morning
installation went. Just downloaded all my
addresses in case all is lost. Talk with
all later when the new line gets installed -
it's my first upgrade in 8 years. But I
like to say if it works don't fix it.

Hey, where's my favorite ebay auction writer??? I need a good ad to sell, or give away my stupid neighbors. So far in the seven years we've lived here (we were here first) they have, damaged a large number of plants, trees etc in our yard by spraying dandelions with a tank sprayer on a 20 mile / hour wind day. (That one cost them!) Their dog barks 24/7 and all they do is say "Flip!".( I have behind my back!) Family members visit and stare at us while we are in the pool because they want invited in. And yesterday, once again, as I was out in the yard working, he decided it was the ONLY day to burn a huge pile of grass and yard crap WITH THE WIND BLOWING OVER TO OUR HOUSE! I'm allergic to smoke and he know's it. And, he lit this huge fire right beside my young pine trees. Now, everyone here has at least one acre yards. And he is so dumb he thinks the only place to burn his crap is right next to my trees. I told him it better not have hurt the trees. He said, well I watered them before I burned. DUHHHHHHH, I want to tell him to wet his face and then I'll aim a blow torch at him and see if he can feel the heat. Grrrrrr. So I REALLY need to get rid of them. Any good ads? heh , after we sell these off we'll start on the kids with the foulest loudest mouths I've ever heard, (and I grew up in the barn! I've heard alot!) Or are driving their 3 & 4 wheelers up and down and up and down and up and down our dead end street. The live on the next street over!
There's my vent. I'm going to search ebay for a book called "being a good neighbor for dummies"

Can you raise hogs in your area...down by the pines?

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Can you raise hogs in your area...down by the pines?

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Oh boy I wish!![

I know that you could do natural fertilizer!

Hmmm, that's a very interesting idea. About a ton of manure should really make them squint!

After the dirt bag gets done spraying his weeds, (and goes to bed) shoot a little roundup in that area. Gee, he must have mixed it a little to strong.

Yes and there is nothing that they can do about it!...Well, but hold their noses! LOL! I'm sure one of the farmers around there can help you out...uhhh, hog farmer, that is!

I'm sooo ready to move. I'm a country girl forever, and I like to live in a remote area. Nobody can see me, and I can't see nobody.

You might want to take a little vacation around that tme. Hope the wind stays in your favor if you stick around.

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Nobody can see me, and I can't see nobody

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and I was going to come for a visit.

I just can't understand how they can be so self centered to not know what they are doing will affect the neighbors. The guy used to be a school principle!!! No common sense at all. The next chance I get I'm going to move my burn pile from the opposite side of my yard next to his. And the wind will be blowing right at his house. Hopefully when he has company on the deck!!! LOL payback is hell !! Especially when you piss off this Swiss girl!

You can come Jake. As long as you don't act too much like a "guy" and expect me to wait on you! Oh all right, I'll get you a beer, but you have to open it yourself!!

And hubby says you'll HAVE to go golfing with him.