Only on Ebay: Another wacko auction!

...see the corporate headquarters now! A big, fully stocked & equipted kitchen for morey, a big dining room/cafeteria, and a room of little cubicle offices!

Jabbergah                                                    

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Originally posted by Jabbergah:
...see the corporate headquarters now! A big, fully stocked & equipted kitchen for morey, a big dining room/cafeteria, and a room of little cubicle offices!

Jabbergah

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Don't forget Mrs. M's corner penthouse office with her favorite rocker!

Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

Spoken like a true co-president!

...the 12 steps on parchment paper, frame them, and list them on ebay!

Jabbergah                                                    

"Ebay addict -- 'Help! I'm bidding and I can't stop!'"

Jabbergah                                                    

Too bad Kathryn Kuhlman isn't with us any more! She'd have made an excellent evangelist for our cause!

"You have been HEALED of the eBay sickness"!

(she always cracked me up)

Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

"Ebay Addict -- I BIN bad!"

Jabbergah                                                    

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabbergah                                                    

[This message was edited by Jabbergah on February 17, 2004 at 06:31 PM.]

Bj, we are partners..powersellers together!!

Hmmm...

I love that , Jabber!

Yaa, I know, but, well, between you and me, he IS an asset!

...done a search? Is anyone doing shirts like this already? I could see that some of these sayings on t-shirts might sell. Maybe we need to have them ready to roll out in fall 2004 to capture the 2004 holiday season?

Jabbergah                                                    

Uhhhh, well, since this is in a public forum, you know..

...slow ebay days were the good weather days. That's why I thought maybe roll out in fall just before holidays....

Jabbergah                                                    

Did I miss something? Lost

Lexie

Some of the references kinda got carried away..didn't want to insult anybody! LOL, makes the string kinda strung!!

That was so brilliant I didn't have a cookie to add - just read it go down.... still howling MAO.. Whew....drank another pot of coffee reading it - now I WILL BE UP ALL NIGHT SNIPING..MORY ,,,Chief bottle washer...

I'll give you a hand with the washing Mory, but YOU do all the cooking.

Lurking last night... Sorry, but I was laughing to hard to join in! Lots of good ideas... REALLY! Go for it!

Now, wait, what do you expect in wages, Puppy?
(though some of it better be deleted so we didn't get a TOS! LOL!)

I'm not hard to please... but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company! Fair is fair.

Puppy posted:

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...but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company!

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You're right! Mory knows LOTS of good recipes!

After a few months, we'll start a fat farm or Weight Loss Camp, too! "We not only own the company, we also attend the camp!"

Jabbergah                                                    

LOL !

Jabber you MUST be put in charge of Research and Development.

So many GREAT ideas!!

If everyone gets too fat, send Mory off on a paid vacation.

I'll take over the cooking...
(Just the thought of that is like losing 10 lbs.)

OH, Plezzzz, puppy, we will NEVER get that fat!

Yes, Jabber is our "idea man"!

Therapy of Positive Discourse

99.99% of what's good to eat on this planet is not really good for us - and I've had my share.

Then you eliminate everything that contradics the meds you take and what's left is bottled distilled water.

After caring for multiple family members for years I know more than most of my own Doctors which is scary so I just wing it a day at a time in between medical appointments.

Now if laughter is the best medicine - its been a great week and I want to thank everyone - it's definately good fun and and the only good thing I know that's non-fattening..... mory

I have to concur with you! But, on the other hand, I think, what a shame to give all of that up, go out and get hit and killed by a car! I just know I'll be up there saying,"Why didn't I eat that big piece of pie?"!!

Not unless it's Lemon...

As long as it's ''UP'' there, maybe they will serve pie.

Ya, well, you know, mory, it probably IS lemon! BIG PIECE!!

Puppy!! I have NO doubt!

...what they say!

"Eat right, exercise, die ANYWAY!"

"If you always eat right, you won't live longer -- it will just SEEM that way!"


Found a HQ prospect: <LISTING>

Jabbergah                                                    

Yes, this adkins guy is dead, ya know!

EWW, maybe if they paid ME twenty-five mil!

I once asked a man what his secret to longevity was.

He replied 'Just keep breathing in... and out...'

Me: 'What? Everyone does that!'

He said 'Yea, but they don't do it long enough!'

LOL! Love it!!

Jabbergah Keep searching - that building has a rope and buckets for elevators But, They get 3,000 a week for a room as a welfare hotel - or we could mount the jet on the roof and rename it the flying circus. mory

The only thing you can count on is death ...

Might as well stop and eat the pie!

Oh, and now I *can*! The new refrigerator is here and it works! No more frozen milk!!

I used to tell people that if I got fat from eating good food it wouldn't bother me (I was always pretty skinny). When I quit smoking I gained 40 lbs.! Needless to say I started smoking again and now have a little balance (1/2 the cigs and only 20 lbs overweight!).

Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

Lmao! Proves my point, bj!

This dialog really needs syndication

Update to this thread:

<Look Here!>

We'll see if anyone else thinks it's funny!

LOL There should be a big market for those!!

Jabber, you did a great job!!!

LOL! Mrs.M, what?! No snipe?

It was a rushed job. I had a roughed out more complicated design including a cartoon, but felt I was running out of time to get the basic concept out there. Figured a simple text design on a quality white shirt could determine interest/popularity. I also had problems making the cartoon version a unisex design. If copycat versions of the design appear, rolling out a more complicated design version on a color shirt is still an option and would be a logical next step.

BTW, if anyone on the forum bids and gets outbid, I'll 2nd-chance ya!

And to think, it all started from our goofing off one night!! LOL! (Na, I wanted you to have a bid...couldn't snipe ya! )

Yeah, and I'm STILL goofing off!!

Well, you haven't been goofing off much here lately!!

Jabber, You're not goofing off if you are getting something listed!
My daughter told me last week, "help I can't stop bidding on baby clothes, I think I need an intervention!"
Do you have this in maternity size?? heh
Well, actually she wouldn't need that because she's supposed to have the baby tomorrow. They are inducing her. Maybe a baby size onzie with " my mommy's an ebay sniper" on it! Or ebay addict might sound less threatening.

Mg, let us know how she does. DO you know what she is having?

MG,

Only have sizes M, L, & XL for now. Congrats on being gran'ma! Your first?

BTW, believe it or not, sniper design in the works!

Mrs.M, I think she's having A B-A-B-Y!

SORRY! I couldn't resist!

You hadn't mentioned it for some time and I thought you had decided against it, Jabber!

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You hadn't mentioned it for some time and I thought you had decided against it, Jabber!

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Not off the stove, just simmering on the back burner for a while!

In MG's family, it could be a "flower"!

Jabber, I am so tickled that you came in to show us!!

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Mrs.M, I think she's having A B-A-B-Y!

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He got ya Mrs. M ...Good one Jab.

Ohhh, ok, I guess I can't even send him to his corner, huh?

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Jabber, I am so tickled that you came in to show us!!

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Mrs.M, I'm so relieved to know you feel that way. I was concerned it might be perceived as blatant commercialism on the forum. It then dawned on me to post it in the original thread would be the most appropriate and could definitely NOT be considered off topic!

Jabber -

Looks great! Keep us posted on how they're selling


My cold is *almost* gone ... uuuggghhh! I really dislike being sick! I'm at the 'foghorn' cough stage now. Too bad this wasn't one of those colds that lowers my voice by an octave ... I like to re-record my phone greeting when that happens

Ok, I'm off to bed ... I have to go in and do payroll at 9am, then go back and play manager at 5pm. Makes for a long day and confuses the heck out of my dog ('Where's dad???'/'Why's dad leaving AGAIN???')

Jabber, I suppose if you had just came in as a newbie and blasted it, but it was something we had talked at length about..a little different.

BJ, I can't believe you still have that darned cold!! Redo your answering machine?? LMAO!!!

I'm waiting.........this is going to be a long day!! I should be doing my exercises, but I'm so excited and sore from all that digging, that I can hardly sit still. I had to go place some bids! some??......a bunch!
She's having a girl, (unless the little stinker was hiding something in the ultrasound!). LOL how about a onsie with "I hope my mommy doesn't sell me on ebay!"
Actually this is my third grandaughter. Second biological, but first one that lives close enough to see more than once a year. She might actually know me!

Lol, MG! I will have a second great in June. It is a boy and, of course, my first great, a girl, I am raising. I have 10 grands, I think!

Just for you, MG..to keep you calm!!

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how about a onsie with "I hope my mommy doesn't sell me on ebay!"

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Reminds me of a user ID I saw once. Don't remember exactly what it was, and can't find them now, but was something like: I_sold_my_grandma_on_ebay

Thanks Mrs.M that's so cute I added it to my pictures that alternate on my screensaver.
No baby yet.....pace pace pace.....I expect it will be around 8/9 pm at least. She was only 2cm at 1pm. I JUST WANNA HOLD THAT BABY!!! They smell soooo good. Well, most of the time!

That's pretty funny and original, Puppy!!

Keep me posted, MG!

Ugggg, my kids are driving me crazy today. My son in Baghdad was chatting with me yesterday and then he just didn't answer any more. He hasn't answered since. I'm not liking that. Hope everything is ok.

This baby is gonna be like her momma (thank God!) takin her sweet ol time!

I imagine because of security, MG.

Ohhhhh, I hope so.

I haven't heard of anything going on in that area.

heh that's good!

Lol, I'm bored..can you tell?

Mrs. M .... you should have let me know you had a little free time ... you could have worked my shift (hi! how's your dinner? hi! is your steak cooked to your liking? hi! were you finished with that plate?)

Well, heck, BJ, I thinkI could handle that! ...until someone threw something at me! LOL!

Mrs. M.... That was the last job I've only had one really out of line customer at Outback - he was drunk and swearing (and we have a lot of families as customers, even if we didn't I draw the line at swearing at the employees) and then tried to get in my face when I asked him to leave. Thankfully his family restrained him and ushered him out. This was after his yelling and a little trot around the porch with his pants around his ankles! I felt so sorry for his family, but sometimes the customer isn't always right

I'm sure you could have easily handled my job last nite ... managing a restaurant is just like taking care of a house full of kids - except you get to go home at the end of the night