And we could hire Puppy and Jabber for 'Muscle' when our 'clients/winners' back out of paying! I wonder if they could muster a Brooklyn accent?
Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'
or Chicago would do!...Lexie, can you really put on a thick Aussie thing? You gotta pull the audience in for us! 
Lexie, how much do you get for your..ummm...appearances now?
Lexie, how much do you get for your..ummm...appearances now?
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs.M:
Ok, well, we could promise her anything, but....
Excuse me, you do understand that I MUST be president, don't you? I'm too darned old to climb the corporate ladder...if I fell, I'd break my hip!!
Sure! You can have the same billing as the woman who made Tupperware what it is ... oh, wait ... they tossed her on her behind with $35k severence! We'd better be co-presidents
quote:
Originally posted by Bartelby:
You will have to double my current appearance fee to even tempt me
_Lexie_
With the exchange rate that would be ... $1.50 per hour? OK!!!!! Done!
How about we just pay you with pics of good looking singers?
HMMMMM, co...hmmmmm, well, if you'll behave! 
....but can I have the biggest chair?
....but can I have the biggest chair?
Yes, we'll name them all Robbie!! Great idea!!
For that idea, YOU get the biggest chair!
For that idea, YOU get the biggest chair!
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs.M:
HMMMMM, co...hmmmmm, well, if you'll behave!
Sure! You can even keep the rocker if you want ... we wouldn't want anyone to think starting this business had made you go off it
bjones posted:
Jabbergah
quote:Naaaah, faget dat! Paypal payment, UP FRONT! Or NO TREATMENT!
And we could hire Puppy and Jabber for 'Muscle' when our 'clients/winners' back out of paying! I wonder if they could muster a Brooklyn accent?
Jabbergah
quote:
Originally posted by Jabbergah:
Naaaah, faget dat! Paypal payment, UP FRONT! Or NO TREATMENT!
You're hired!
Jabbergah
I can see the money rollin' in now!
Please, Jabber, do not, do not laugh at your co-president uhhh boss. 
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs.M:
Please, Jabber, do not, do not laugh at your co-president uhhh boss.
Insubordination already! We're gonna have to hire Morey to keep them in line!
...would be a great addition to the team! He could cater lunch!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
What time is lunch??? Mory, where are you???....could we stay late..say ummm..after 6? MORY could serve us supper too!!!
Bj, anymore insubordination and it is time out! You and I get his lunch!!
...to serve all our needy clients, over time may often be necessary! Maybe Mory could whip up something for supper too!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
Yes, Jabber, I think it is expected of him. Yes, of course! And, we can charge it out at $50 bucks!!
The Twelve Steps to eBay Redemption
1. We admitted we were powerless over eBay -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a PowerSeller greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Sniper-Diety as we understood Her.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our eBay purchases.
5. Admitted to the Sniper-Diety, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our bids.
6. Were entirely ready to have the Sniper-Diety remove all these defects of packaging.
7. Humbly asked Her to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had sniped, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the Sniper-Diety as we understood Her, praying only for knowledge of Her will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'
1. We admitted we were powerless over eBay -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a PowerSeller greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of the Sniper-Diety as we understood Her.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and our eBay purchases.
5. Admitted to the Sniper-Diety, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our bids.
6. Were entirely ready to have the Sniper-Diety remove all these defects of packaging.
7. Humbly asked Her to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had sniped, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with the Sniper-Diety as we understood Her, praying only for knowledge of Her will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to others, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
To keep your employee numbers done. I know Kickboxing so I could bounce too
Lexie
Lexie
...see the corporate headquarters now! A big, fully stocked & equipted kitchen for morey, a big dining room/cafeteria, and a room of little cubicle offices!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
quote:
Originally posted by Jabbergah:
...see the corporate headquarters now! A big, fully stocked & equipted kitchen for morey, a big dining room/cafeteria, and a room of little cubicle offices!
Jabbergah
Don't forget Mrs. M's corner penthouse office with her favorite rocker!
Spoken like a true co-president!
...the 12 steps on parchment paper, frame them, and list them on ebay!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
"Ebay addict -- 'Help! I'm bidding and I can't stop!'"
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
Too bad Kathryn Kuhlman isn't with us any more! She'd have made an excellent evangelist for our cause!
"You have been HEALED of the eBay sickness"!
(she always cracked me up)
Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'
"You have been HEALED of the eBay sickness"!
(she always cracked me up)
"Ebay Addict -- I BIN bad!"
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabbergah
[This message was edited by Jabbergah on February 17, 2004 at 06:31 PM.]
[This message was edited by Jabbergah on February 17, 2004 at 06:31 PM.]
Bj, we are partners..powersellers together!!
Hmmm...
I love that , Jabber!
Yaa, I know, but, well, between you and me, he IS an asset!
...done a search? Is anyone doing shirts like this already? I could see that some of these sayings on t-shirts might sell. Maybe we need to have them ready to roll out in fall 2004 to capture the 2004 holiday season?
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
Uhhhh, well, since this is in a public forum, you know..
...slow ebay days were the good weather days. That's why I thought maybe roll out in fall just before holidays....
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
Did I miss something? 
Lost
Lexie
LostLexie
Some of the references kinda got carried away..didn't want to insult anybody! LOL, makes the string kinda strung!!
That was so brilliant I didn't have a cookie to add - just read it go down.... still howling MAO.. Whew....drank another pot of coffee reading it - now I WILL BE UP ALL NIGHT SNIPING..MORY ,,,Chief bottle washer...
I'll give you a hand with the washing Mory, but YOU do all the cooking.
Lurking last night... Sorry, but I was laughing to hard to join in! Lots of good ideas... REALLY! Go for it!
Lurking last night... Sorry, but I was laughing to hard to join in! Lots of good ideas... REALLY! Go for it!