Only on Ebay: Another wacko auction!

Now, wait, what do you expect in wages, Puppy?
(though some of it better be deleted so we didn't get a TOS! LOL!)

I'm not hard to please... but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company! Fair is fair.

Puppy posted:

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...but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company!

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You're right! Mory knows LOTS of good recipes!

After a few months, we'll start a fat farm or Weight Loss Camp, too! "We not only own the company, we also attend the camp!"

Jabbergah                                                    

LOL !

Jabber you MUST be put in charge of Research and Development.

So many GREAT ideas!!

If everyone gets too fat, send Mory off on a paid vacation.

I'll take over the cooking...
(Just the thought of that is like losing 10 lbs.)

OH, Plezzzz, puppy, we will NEVER get that fat!

Yes, Jabber is our "idea man"!

Therapy of Positive Discourse

99.99% of what's good to eat on this planet is not really good for us - and I've had my share.

Then you eliminate everything that contradics the meds you take and what's left is bottled distilled water.

After caring for multiple family members for years I know more than most of my own Doctors which is scary so I just wing it a day at a time in between medical appointments.

Now if laughter is the best medicine - its been a great week and I want to thank everyone - it's definately good fun and and the only good thing I know that's non-fattening..... mory

I have to concur with you! But, on the other hand, I think, what a shame to give all of that up, go out and get hit and killed by a car! I just know I'll be up there saying,"Why didn't I eat that big piece of pie?"!!

Not unless it's Lemon...

As long as it's ''UP'' there, maybe they will serve pie.

Ya, well, you know, mory, it probably IS lemon! BIG PIECE!!

Puppy!! I have NO doubt!

...what they say!

"Eat right, exercise, die ANYWAY!"

"If you always eat right, you won't live longer -- it will just SEEM that way!"


Found a HQ prospect: <LISTING>

Jabbergah                                                    

Yes, this adkins guy is dead, ya know!

EWW, maybe if they paid ME twenty-five mil!

I once asked a man what his secret to longevity was.

He replied 'Just keep breathing in... and out...'

Me: 'What? Everyone does that!'

He said 'Yea, but they don't do it long enough!'

LOL! Love it!!

Jabbergah Keep searching - that building has a rope and buckets for elevators But, They get 3,000 a week for a room as a welfare hotel - or we could mount the jet on the roof and rename it the flying circus. mory

The only thing you can count on is death ...

Might as well stop and eat the pie!

Oh, and now I *can*! The new refrigerator is here and it works! No more frozen milk!!

I used to tell people that if I got fat from eating good food it wouldn't bother me (I was always pretty skinny). When I quit smoking I gained 40 lbs.! Needless to say I started smoking again and now have a little balance (1/2 the cigs and only 20 lbs overweight!).

Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

Lmao! Proves my point, bj!

This dialog really needs syndication

Update to this thread:

<Look Here!>

We'll see if anyone else thinks it's funny!

LOL There should be a big market for those!!

Jabber, you did a great job!!!

LOL! Mrs.M, what?! No snipe?

It was a rushed job. I had a roughed out more complicated design including a cartoon, but felt I was running out of time to get the basic concept out there. Figured a simple text design on a quality white shirt could determine interest/popularity. I also had problems making the cartoon version a unisex design. If copycat versions of the design appear, rolling out a more complicated design version on a color shirt is still an option and would be a logical next step.

BTW, if anyone on the forum bids and gets outbid, I'll 2nd-chance ya!

And to think, it all started from our goofing off one night!! LOL! (Na, I wanted you to have a bid...couldn't snipe ya! )

Yeah, and I'm STILL goofing off!!

Well, you haven't been goofing off much here lately!!

Jabber, You're not goofing off if you are getting something listed!
My daughter told me last week, "help I can't stop bidding on baby clothes, I think I need an intervention!"
Do you have this in maternity size?? heh
Well, actually she wouldn't need that because she's supposed to have the baby tomorrow. They are inducing her. Maybe a baby size onzie with " my mommy's an ebay sniper" on it! Or ebay addict might sound less threatening.

Mg, let us know how she does. DO you know what she is having?

MG,

Only have sizes M, L, & XL for now. Congrats on being gran'ma! Your first?

BTW, believe it or not, sniper design in the works!

Mrs.M, I think she's having A B-A-B-Y!

SORRY! I couldn't resist!

You hadn't mentioned it for some time and I thought you had decided against it, Jabber!

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You hadn't mentioned it for some time and I thought you had decided against it, Jabber!

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Not off the stove, just simmering on the back burner for a while!

In MG's family, it could be a "flower"!

Jabber, I am so tickled that you came in to show us!!

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Mrs.M, I think she's having A B-A-B-Y!

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He got ya Mrs. M ...Good one Jab.

Ohhh, ok, I guess I can't even send him to his corner, huh?

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Jabber, I am so tickled that you came in to show us!!

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Mrs.M, I'm so relieved to know you feel that way. I was concerned it might be perceived as blatant commercialism on the forum. It then dawned on me to post it in the original thread would be the most appropriate and could definitely NOT be considered off topic!

Jabber -

Looks great! Keep us posted on how they're selling


My cold is *almost* gone ... uuuggghhh! I really dislike being sick! I'm at the 'foghorn' cough stage now. Too bad this wasn't one of those colds that lowers my voice by an octave ... I like to re-record my phone greeting when that happens

Ok, I'm off to bed ... I have to go in and do payroll at 9am, then go back and play manager at 5pm. Makes for a long day and confuses the heck out of my dog ('Where's dad???'/'Why's dad leaving AGAIN???')

Jabber, I suppose if you had just came in as a newbie and blasted it, but it was something we had talked at length about..a little different.