The only thing you can count on is death ...
Might as well stop and eat the pie!
Oh, and now I *can*! The new refrigerator is here and it works! No more frozen milk!!
I used to tell people that if I got fat from eating good food it wouldn't bother me (I was always pretty skinny). When I quit smoking I gained 40 lbs.! Needless to say I started smoking again and now have a little balance (1/2 the cigs and only 20 lbs overweight!).
Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'