Shop,
It is a hoot that the U.S. government took over the Mustang Ranch, which put them (The U. S. of A. Federal Government) in the prostitution business. Boy, did that cause a lot of red faces. Of course, since so many government employees frequented the place, I guess they (the government employees) could pay for *it* with intra-departmental vouchers. They might even have called the hookers “civil servants”. After all, it doesn’t get much more civil and servant than that!
Yes, my education is a just a tad short. Thanks for filling in the holes.
I think its Clark country where prostitution is legal, and I believe it’s the only place where it is in the “Land of the free and the home of the brave”.
Not sure why Mustang Ranch is out of business (I believe that’s its current status). Perhaps because Yanks spend so much money on pornography that they have substituted the more social contact with a solitary one. Better for safe sex - just seems like it’s a de-evolution on the morality food-chain. Can you imagine Matt Dillon visiting Kitty Russell in the Long Branch Porn Shop?
Just so everyone knows that Shop and I haven’t completely “gone off-subject”, this topic is about “Handling”, and the Mustang Ranch was infamous in it’s “handling” of men’s . . . well, I don’t think it was the same kind of organ one sees in church.
Hang on. I missed that in my first reading. YOU'VE GOT TO ELABORATE - PLEASE!quote:There is also a great little gift shop at The Chicken Ranch.
Hi Rick.
Clark County (Lost Wages) is a county where it IS NOT LEGAL. You have to go into Nye County for it to be legal. Those 2 in Pahrump were there before the town even thought of being a town.
The government was finally embaressed to be running a house, and decieded to shut it down.
Now how much better handling of men is the famous Chicken Ranch, and how about a best seller about Sherri's
Their prices are not out of sight for the service they provide. Unlike some of the sellers on ebay.
Clark County (Lost Wages) is a county where it IS NOT LEGAL. You have to go into Nye County for it to be legal. Those 2 in Pahrump were there before the town even thought of being a town.
The government was finally embaressed to be running a house, and decieded to shut it down.
Now how much better handling of men is the famous Chicken Ranch, and how about a best seller about Sherri's
Their prices are not out of sight for the service they provide. Unlike some of the sellers on ebay.
PS. The girls donate a lot of money to the town economy. In addtion, the customers get what they pay for. Unlike the handling charges some sellers charge. There are some sellers that put items up for .01 or such and then if you check the shipping it is over 200.00 for a small rug, etc. That is out of line. Or when they charge 10.00 or more for a tiny item that would go priority mail for 3.95, yet they send it parcel post, the cheepest way. WHEW. 
quote:Clark County (Lost Wages) is a county where it IS NOT LEGAL. You have to go into Nye County for it to be legal.
DAMN Shop! Now you tell me! That would explain my arrest record.
Puts a new meaning on "overnight delivery".quote:Their prices are not out of sight for the service they provide.
Haha Rick. You did not ask.
Lets put it this way, You can get same day service as well as overnight.
Lets put it this way, You can get same day service as well as overnight.
Funny Shop. I wonder if we should extend this metaphor to included feedback score or Terms of Service, and just what those “services” would be.
Here’s a catchy way for one of these establishments to answer the phone:
“Sally’s massage pallor – we promise not to rub you the wrong way.”
Of course there’s, “Mario’s meat market – you can’t beat our meat!”
Here’s a catchy way for one of these establishments to answer the phone:
“Sally’s massage pallor – we promise not to rub you the wrong way.”
Of course there’s, “Mario’s meat market – you can’t beat our meat!”
Well!
(Sorry for all the brackets that litter my posts, but my mind dose tend to wander{some times it wanders off by its self and takes a while to come back})
I must say that I am completely and utterly astounded (in a nice way).
I did not believe I would ever see a serious post that started with big-hearted prostitutes donating money to the local economy slipped smoothly into the value for money of same ladies of negotiable virtue and then proceeded to march right down the main street of post and packing on eBay items
Well-done Mr (Or Mrs or even Ms) Shopper.
And why (whilst we are on the subject) are all of these brothels named after ranches. Chicken, Mustang, Sheep and possibly Piggy. We in the UK don’t have such luxuries as brothels that pay tax and as for the idea of the Inland Revenue (the British tax gathering department ) running one is a bit far fetched
Receptionist. “May I help you sir”
Customer “Yes please, I would like a good time please”
Receptionist “certainly sir, if you could just fill in these forms in triplicate, pay the full amount plus V.A.T now and will contact you in about 6 to 10 weeks with a demand for the payment again……………..”
You get the idea don’t you
PS in and earlier post I (and I was joking but you couldn’t see me smiling) admitted to buying stuff from my self for spurious reasons. Well I really was joking and haven’t bought anything from me Honest
(Sorry for all the brackets that litter my posts, but my mind dose tend to wander{some times it wanders off by its self and takes a while to come back})
I must say that I am completely and utterly astounded (in a nice way).
I did not believe I would ever see a serious post that started with big-hearted prostitutes donating money to the local economy slipped smoothly into the value for money of same ladies of negotiable virtue and then proceeded to march right down the main street of post and packing on eBay items
Well-done Mr (Or Mrs or even Ms) Shopper.
And why (whilst we are on the subject) are all of these brothels named after ranches. Chicken, Mustang, Sheep and possibly Piggy. We in the UK don’t have such luxuries as brothels that pay tax and as for the idea of the Inland Revenue (the British tax gathering department ) running one is a bit far fetched
Receptionist. “May I help you sir”
Customer “Yes please, I would like a good time please”
Receptionist “certainly sir, if you could just fill in these forms in triplicate, pay the full amount plus V.A.T now and will contact you in about 6 to 10 weeks with a demand for the payment again……………..”
You get the idea don’t you
PS in and earlier post I (and I was joking but you couldn’t see me smiling) admitted to buying stuff from my self for spurious reasons. Well I really was joking and haven’t bought anything from me Honest
Not many are named as ranches, mostly the oldest establishments are. A lot of time, during hard times, the clients would pay with livestock that they had instead of cash. A barter system of the oldest profession. In NV, in some counties, it is a highly controlled and licenessed business.
P.S. Thank you for the complement.
P.S. Thank you for the complement.
quote:PS in and earlier post I (and I was joking but you couldn’t see me smiling) admitted to buying stuff from my self for spurious reasons. Well I really was joking and haven’t bought anything from me Honest
Uhhuh, we all joke about that!
And, considering her age, even better than "Well-done".quote:Well-done Mr (Or Mrs or even Ms) Shopper.
Don’t have any “hard” evidence of this, but I don’t think prostitution is the oldest profession. I think hunter would come first. Right after that, I’d put politician (chief) or minister (witch doctor).quote:A barter system of the oldest profession.
Yes. All the government guys want to be inspectors.quote:In NV, in some counties, it is a highly controlled and licenessed business.
Hi Rick. Ref the gift shop.
When you walk into the establishment, the bar is on the right hand side. In the middle is where they bring the girls for choice, and on the left hand side is a cute gift shop. It has shot glasses and T shirts, etc, They have the"Ranch's" logo on them. That is a broken chicken egg with a girl's head, arms and legs out of it. It states, " I have just been laid at the Chicken Ranch."
PS. I used to have to direct lost tourists to the locations as well as directing pilots to the location. They had, and have, own airstip.
When you walk into the establishment, the bar is on the right hand side. In the middle is where they bring the girls for choice, and on the left hand side is a cute gift shop. It has shot glasses and T shirts, etc, They have the"Ranch's" logo on them. That is a broken chicken egg with a girl's head, arms and legs out of it. It states, " I have just been laid at the Chicken Ranch."
PS. I used to have to direct lost tourists to the locations as well as directing pilots to the location. They had, and have, own airstip.
That's one of the funniest things I've read on this forum.quote:That is a broken chicken egg with a girl's head, arms and legs out of it. It states, " I have just been laid at the Chicken Ranch."
How did you happen to end up directing lost pilots, and how does one direct a lost pilot? (this has to be an interesting story)quote:I used to have to direct lost tourists to the locations as well as directing pilots to the location.
P.S. You can go to both the Chicken Ranch and Sherri's to drink, eat, and to the gift shop at the ranch, without using the other services.
For the most complete "Service Station" I know of is the Shell station located on the Hwy from Las Vegas to Reno. It has: Shell gas, resturant, mini-mart, and of course, the branch office of one of the houses.
For the most complete "Service Station" I know of is the Shell station located on the Hwy from Las Vegas to Reno. It has: Shell gas, resturant, mini-mart, and of course, the branch office of one of the houses.
Without giving away who I really am. Lets just say. Pilots used to call a branch of the FAA to get weather and other Pilot Briefings. Often they would stammer and stutter about taking a trip to Lost Wages and be trying to locate a air strip on the pilot charts. I would have to keep from laughing as I told them to look 60 miles West of McCarren Airport. 
That’s what I call “full service”. I hate it when you have to “pump” it yourself.quote:For the most complete "Service Station" I know of is the Shell station located on the Hwy from Las Vegas to Reno. It has: Shell gas, resturant, mini-mart, and of course, the branch office of one of the houses.
It’s a good thing you had a sense of humor, but were able to contain it. I can picture these pilots trying to act very captain-like with their “Roger’s” and vectors and flaps, while all the time feeling like they got caught with their hands in the cookie jar.quote:I would have to keep from laughing as I told them to look 60 miles West of McCarren Airport.
Just so that everyone knows this, this conversation is still “on-subject”. We are after all discussing a method of shipping used by bordellos. You never know when that handy little advice will be important when purchasing something off of ebay – and considering some of the things that ebay has had listed, that’s not that far of a stretch.
When I first started telling them about the "location", little did I think that 20 years later I would spend some 10 years living about 25 miles from there (only 8 miles accross the dry lake bed with the jeep.) That's the quickest way into town to get groceries, eating etc. I still say, some of the eBay sellers are really a rip off when it comes to "service."
In this case, the “etc.” isn’t the normal, run-of-the-mill “etc.”. Definitely not something one would purchase at the local Woolworth’s. Sounds like the wild and woolly West you live in.quote:That's the quickest way into town to get groceries, eating etc.
Wonder why they are called “cathouses”. I’ve never seen a cat in one of them (there are two interpretations to that statement). Now, I could somewhat (I *did* say “somewhat”) understand if they were called sheephouses. But why cat? Are cats more promiscuous then say, dogs? Cats are definitely not as licentious as some humans; after all, cats mate to reproduce and guys go there NOT to reproduce. It seems they should be called human-houses, or gal-houses, or even a species (that accepts specie) without claws – some kind of herbivore, ideally.
What’s the difference between a courtesan and a call girl? You have to be royalty to “know” a courtesan, and you don’t need a phone.
The road across the dry lake bed starts at the end of the paved road by the 2 houses. That road actually follows an old wagon trail. So, the quickest way to town is across the lake, onto the paved Homestead Road and then on into the town of Pahrump.
I still own some property there, but we have moved into a town. I got tired of hauling water 22 miles each way after the well went dry, thanks to the Hector Earthquake over in CA.
I still own some property there, but we have moved into a town. I got tired of hauling water 22 miles each way after the well went dry, thanks to the Hector Earthquake over in CA.
Doesn’t sound like you had broadband connection before you moved to town. Did you haul the water, or did you hire it done? Don’t suppose you had a large grass lawn.
Boy, that’s a little too wild and woolly West for me. Must have been peaceful, and some great sunsets/sunrises.
Boy, that’s a little too wild and woolly West for me. Must have been peaceful, and some great sunsets/sunrises.
quote:Anyone who’d drive a ‘58 Austin Champ
Years ago, a shipmate had a late fifties/early sixties Austin of England; at least that is what he told me the AE hood ornament stood for. It was good enough to get us from NAS Lemoore, CA to the racetrack at Lagune Seca, CA and back again. Come to think of it, that is the only car race that I have been to.
This reminds me of Killed In Action. Are MIA’s next?