U know the ones I mean, they are advertised on TV. They appear on ebay constantly but suddenly disappear, must be something to do with copyright etc. Cannot find doing a search can anyone help?
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I don't know, but in the US they sell them over the counter in a lot of major department stores. Never saw them in TV ads here! Not a hard thing to find. Many girls wear them under sun tops and formals. Can you look under some of your major stores in AU?
Terrible description - photo needed!
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Have phoned 15 stores and cannot find. Found another one on ebay to bid on but expecting it will disappear soon
Try Victoria's Secret or Belks, if you have one. You migh do a US search and see what stores it might bring up. I am sure they will ship. Wierd they have them on TV and not in the stores! Here, the stores have them, but not on TV!...Hey, you US people, what is the name of the other loungrie store in most of the malls, besides Victoria's? They have them, but I can't think of it.
R2, just imagine a half eaten sandwich or the moon in quarter..that's close! LOL!
R2, just imagine a half eaten sandwich or the moon in quarter..that's close! LOL!
quote:LARGER photo needed!
Terrible description - photo needed!
Serenity, you thinking of "Frederick's"?
Rick, I see you have yours displayed on the dressing table........wicked
Rick, the rear view is fine (love your decor by the way) but I still need a large view, taken from the front, so that I can fully grasp how this device works as I'm still not getting it.
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Actual picture not posted due to explicit content. Must be 18 or older, or accompanied by parent or guardian.
>> RATED XXX <<
>> RATED XXX <<
Again, no good - partially obscured by wildlife. How will I ever learn about ... stuff!?
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quote:
Serenity, you thinking of "Frederick's"?
WHY does it not surprise me that you know that Jabber??????
I’m guessing the adhesive bra cuts down on waxing. I’m also guessing that no one has invented an adhesive athletic supporter (is a picture needed of an AS?).
I'm lost now Rick - I thought the bra was used on the frontal chest area of the female human. Back to skool for me...
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quote:LOL!
Serenity, you thinking of "Frederick's"?
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WHY does it not surprise me that you know that Jabber??????
Not sure! I was kinda surprised I remembered it myself! Haven't gotten one of their catalogs in a LONG time!
Just must admit this topic has been really fun, what with R2 & me insisting on pics, more pics, LARGER pics, demonstration vid. clips, etc.!
But, on a semi-serious note -- aren't these "boobie-helper" things uncomfortable to wear? I'd think one would sweat like crazy underneath them. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear a neoprene wet-suit underneath street clothes, and would think wearing this thing would be similar, but on a smaller scale.
etc.! But, on a semi-serious note -- aren't these "boobie-helper" things uncomfortable to wear? I'd think one would sweat like crazy underneath them. I can only imagine how uncomfortable it would be to wear a neoprene wet-suit underneath street clothes, and would think wearing this thing would be similar, but on a smaller scale.
Accordians, Fredericks...I am sure there is something going on there
Obviously, Rick and R2 used to date different kinds of girls...then again...maybe Rick likes women with more chest hair than he has
Oh - and Adhesive bras, also known as "Chicken Fillets" seem to be available through Danoz Direct (as per Rick's post) and they are also in the Avon Catalouge.
Of course, you can always just get pregnant, that seems to do wonders for your bust size
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Rick said:
I’m guessing the adhesive bra cuts down on waxing.
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Then R2 said:
I'm lost now Rick - I thought the bra was used on the frontal chest area of the female human. Back to skool for me..
Obviously, Rick and R2 used to date different kinds of girls...then again...maybe Rick likes women with more chest hair than he has
Oh - and Adhesive bras, also known as "Chicken Fillets" seem to be available through Danoz Direct (as per Rick's post) and they are also in the Avon Catalouge.
Of course, you can always just get pregnant, that seems to do wonders for your bust size
quote:Can’t say I know where to lay my hands on the behindal chest area of the female human.
I thought the bra was used on the frontal chest area of the female human.
Rubbing your date’s shoulder blade doesn’t qualify as copping a feel.
quote:Amazon.com.
and they are also in the Avon Catalouge.
Well I missed out on another auction Ebay just sent me email bra zapped by Vero. Yeah Danoz Direct is AU and advertise on TV but sold out. Not trying to buy one as an alternative wax job Need to wear for a wedding (under a dress of course). R2 they stick onto the front. But apparently there is a warning cannot wear any longer than 6 hours as could break out in rash......don't know how long wedding going for
Anyway have just found another one on ebay.au so going to try again!!!1
Need to wear for a wedding (under a dress of course). R2 they stick onto the front. But apparently there is a warning cannot wear any longer than 6 hours as could break out in rash......don't know how long wedding going for Anyway have just found another one on ebay.au so going to try again!!!1
Well I finally got one BIN. Jabba and R2 for pics go to item 5361951748 it kind of gives you the idea behind the concept
Got it. I still prefer the description from the film Carrie - 'Dirty Pillows'. Unfortunately I now have this image in my head of sweating and a rash - will my education ever be complete!
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LOL R2
Apparently another problem is if not attached properly can look all out of shape. Will report back on said item once I have had test drive behind closed doors. Maybe Rick can give some advise
Apparently another problem is if not attached properly can look all out of shape. Will report back on said item once I have had test drive behind closed doors. Maybe Rick can give some advise
quote:You didn’t actually believe that!!! Guys have been using that line since corsets were invented. I guarantee the guy will not get a rash if you keep your adhesive bras (I assume plural is correct) on for more than 6 hours. A cold sweat, followed by hyperventilation, perhaps – but no rash.
Originally posted by aussie_girl:
But apparently there is a warning cannot wear any longer than 6 hours as could break out in rash......
P.S. Bring extra adhesive.
quote:See, I told you it was a just a line that guys use.
Originally posted by region2:
Unfortunately I now have this image in my head of sweating and a rash
Thanks Rick for the info. I will just party all night with no regards to sweating and rashes
No need to worry, Aussie girl, we women don't sweat!
since your in Australia you might check out
femalefirst.co.uk or
the-lingerie-company.co.uk Have fun at the wedding.
femalefirst.co.uk or
the-lingerie-company.co.uk Have fun at the wedding.
Wow!
R2, go to ebay and search "adhesive bra"! You'll receive QUITE the education!
When I have an adhesive band-aid on my arm covering an ouchie, there are 2 schools of thought on the least traumatic way of removing it. There are those who say to pull it off S-L-O-W-L-Y and steadily attempting to avoid too much pain. The other school of thought believes that method prolongs the agony and advocates removing the bandage with a quick jerk, thereby getting over the discomfort quickly! I wonder which method is best to remove an adhesive bra??
(How many of you just now screwed up your face and said, "OOWWWWW!!!"?)
R2, go to ebay and search "adhesive bra"! You'll receive QUITE the education!
When I have an adhesive band-aid on my arm covering an ouchie, there are 2 schools of thought on the least traumatic way of removing it. There are those who say to pull it off S-L-O-W-L-Y and steadily attempting to avoid too much pain. The other school of thought believes that method prolongs the agony and advocates removing the bandage with a quick jerk, thereby getting over the discomfort quickly! I wonder which method is best to remove an adhesive bra??
(How many of you just now screwed up your face and said, "OOWWWWW!!!"?)
Another guy that “likes women with more chest hair than he has.”
Bad advice - I did a search for Adhesive Bras and it came up with:
I'm more confused than ever now!
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I'm more confused than ever now!
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As anyone knows. You use Ice to remove adhesive. So just pop a tray of Ice Cubes in the Cleavage and off they Pop.. A little gin or vodka will help... It's called a "Bra Popper" No quotes please....
You’d think with that big of a cup size, there’d be more cleavage. Definitely no need for that beauty to be waxed.
In the T & A playground, I’m a rear-end kind of guy (sorry, I couldn’t find a picture of a car wearing panties).
In the T & A playground, I’m a rear-end kind of guy (sorry, I couldn’t find a picture of a car wearing panties).
With R2 and Rick's search results U can see why I had trouble finding said item!!!!!!! Anyway item has arrived and it states to remove peel off slowly from top to bottom, no quick movements, and no mention of ice cubes
Why would you stick them on/near your bottom? I'm still very confused...
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So much for passion.quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
it states to remove peel off slowly from top to bottom, no quick movements,
So much for kinky.quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
and no mention of ice cubes
Rick, there is no fun in these at all....they are all slimy ugh!!!!! thinking about not wearing now.
R2 U can use on bottom as pillows......remember your quote
R2 U can use on bottom as pillows......remember your quote
Hey, I just saw them in our local Eckerds Drug Store!!
Perhaps after receiving the adhesive bra you would also be >>ordering this<< ?
Hope it had nothing to do with the pictures.quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
thinking about not wearing now.
At least you know where to go (or not to) if you have more apparel/fashion questions. Just think how helpful the forum can be on a subject that it actually knows something about.
This is “shaping up” to be one of the most posted to topics in the Items Wanted forum.
It's ok Rick have gotten over the initial shock of these things and intend to wear it
Wow bjones what an unusual find ......my very own pole dancing pole in own house, and on sale too. A bit concerned though that I might get attached to the pole with the strong adhesive glue used in my new item
Wow bjones what an unusual find ......my very own pole dancing pole in own house, and on sale too. A bit concerned though that I might get attached to the pole with the strong adhesive glue used in my new item
BTW Happy Valentines Day everybody
Have I misunderstood again?
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So many images, so little time!
Nice pole you’ve got there. The girl appears to be a little shocked by the size of it. I see she’s practicing safe feet. The hard-hat must be another precaution. I can’t tell if she’s on her way up or down. You definitely don’t need to drive a high-powered sports car to compensate. I’m jealous – call it pole envy. I’m a bit on the pole-challenged side. The pole looks like it gets waxed regularly.
It's a still from the recent Bridget Jones' Diary film and she was definitely going down...
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Oh, but there are really soooo many images...should we..can we???
quote:It's a still from the recent Bridget Jones' Diary film and she was definitely going down.
R2 - I think the same still from the 1st Bridget Jones would of been more entertaining. Especially if you managed to get it from the same angel as shown in the film.
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Perhaps after receiving the adhesive bra you would also be >>ordering this<< ?
Speaking of pole dancing....our local Gym is now advertising those classes that are Stripteases.
Well, I dont think you actually take your gear off, but you do all the funky pole dancing moves.
Its *supposed* to be very liberating and low impact.
Not something that a new Mum wants to part take in though.
Being aquote:Originally posted by region2:
she was definitely going down...
It’s a Replies record (and enlarging) for a topic in the Items Wanted forum. The number of replies will make for stiff competition in the future.
“Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon.”
Wow!!!! I did not think inquiring about an undergarment would create a record
It looks like my pole dancing days are over before they began.
Engineer report states rafters and beams not constructed for me climbing up through man hole, across rafters and shimmying down the pole, and I am only 65kgs
Soooo it appears that I am back studying bell shaped curves......damn
It looks like my pole dancing days are over before they began.
Engineer report states rafters and beams not constructed for me climbing up through man hole, across rafters and shimmying down the pole, and I am only 65kgs
Soooo it appears that I am back studying bell shaped curves......damn
Bumping! I can’t get use to seeing “180 gallon RR fish tank, SoCal” on the forum’s home page.
Great news!!!!! Have test driven my new purchase in extreme heat (well it is approx 36 degrees C on the east coast at the moment) and no rashes or sweating.
Rick was right must have been a guy thing
Wedding is in a couple of weeks so will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
Any females reading this should buy one you will not be disappointed
Rick was right must have been a guy thing
Wedding is in a couple of weeks so will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
Any females reading this should buy one you will not be disappointed
That should renew the excitement for this topic.quote:will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
I couldn’t believe
pah - I'm not just anyone, I'm Region2 and I'll bump anything to take my mind off dirty pillows.
phwoar!
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phwoar!
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Yes R2 that is certainly a mind distraction
I am getting frustrated.....with the wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!! Have purchased 2 nice ones on ebay but they are too big. Why can't there be an international standard on clothing and shoe sizes
I am getting frustrated.....with the wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!! Have purchased 2 nice ones on ebay but they are too big. Why can't there be an international standard on clothing and shoe sizes
Aussie, why don't you post in general? When people try to post something they want to buy, this knocks their message out!
And give up this wonderful thread! This is the most fun this part of the forum has ever had. What fun is “180 gallon RR fish tank, SoCal” on the forum’s home page? Anyway, “Items wanted” is such a dead forum. I usually miss it, and many of the responses are months, if not a year, after the original post.
As it's warm in Oz why not just find some matching knickers to go with the self-adhesive bra and voila - instant outfit, instant hit, very popular wedding photo album etc. Save money on a wedding car and get a Harley Davidson and... [imagination taking off...]quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!!
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Umm R2 I did a search for adhesive underpants and all I found was Depend pouches for incontinence!!!! Not exactly what I would call a fashion accessory 
For someone that is incontinent, this would be a must-have fashion accessory.
I just called the incontinence hotline and they asked me, “Can you hold, please?”
I just called the incontinence hotline and they asked me, “Can you hold, please?”
By matching I meant in colour and style, I will let you off the glue 'down under' (geddit!). It was a fashion statement I was after, not a total dedication to all things sticky...
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Edward who works at a Wal-Mart:
One day an older gent asked him, “Where are Depends?” I took him over to the adult incontinence under-garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. “No,” he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. “I want da pens.”
One day an older gent asked him, “Where are Depends?” I took him over to the adult incontinence under-garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. “No,” he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. “I want da pens.”
Rick, you've forgotten you have an international audience (some of whom are too young to worry about incontinence)...
'Depends' - don't have them in the UK - I guess a rolled up copy of the Times will have to suffice!
'Wal-Mart' - don't have them in the UK either - ASDA is their equivalent here [I'll let you know which name I find quite ridiculous - Associated Dairies vs Wally Market...]
'Da' - obviously this word has no meaning in real English so the whole joke would fall completely flat if told to a British Bobby on a red London bus in Trafalgar Square.
Sorry to piss on your bonfire old chap!
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'Depends' - don't have them in the UK - I guess a rolled up copy of the Times will have to suffice!
'Wal-Mart' - don't have them in the UK either - ASDA is their equivalent here [I'll let you know which name I find quite ridiculous - Associated Dairies vs Wally Market...]
'Da' - obviously this word has no meaning in real English so the whole joke would fall completely flat if told to a British Bobby on a red London bus in Trafalgar Square.
Sorry to piss on your bonfire old chap!
R2
(maybe this will have more international appeal.)
If an Airline that flies between North America and Europe is called Transcontinental, would one that flew only in Europe or North America be considered Incontinent?
Not only a Gold Medal in number of Replies for a topic in Items Wanted, but now a record for Views. With wedding photos this topic is destined to be in the Topic Hall of Fame.
If an Airline that flies between North America and Europe is called Transcontinental, would one that flew only in Europe or North America be considered Incontinent?
Not only a Gold Medal in number of Replies for a topic in Items Wanted, but now a record for Views. With wedding photos this topic is destined to be in the Topic Hall of Fame.
A woman rings up a shopping channel*, the following conversation takes place:
Woman: “Do you sell incontinence pads?”
Operator: “Yes.”
Woman: “How long do you take to deliver?”
Operator: “Where are you ringing from?”
Woman: “The waist down.”
* If no “shopping channel” in the U.K., then visualize an Associated Dairies with a telephone**.
** telephone – an instrument for transmitting and receiving sounds over long distances by electricity***.
*** electricity – a form of energy that occurs in nature and is observable in natural phenomena (as lightning) and that can be produced by friction, chemical reason, or mechanical effort.
I can supply definitions for “chemical” and “mechanical” if necessary.
but what's a pedant?
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I want everyone to know that I already knew what pedant means. In fact, that was the first word I spoke.
R2 ..... impossible to match anything with this bra especially in texture
Like the jokes Rick, we in Oz (who are not age challenged)know what Depends are, looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
Off to make sure the batteries are fully charged in the camera
Like the jokes Rick, we in Oz (who are not age challenged)know what Depends are, looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
Off to make sure the batteries are fully charged in the camera
You might just get away with a different texture as long as they're skin tone...
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I don’t believe it’s the entire country. I think it is only one region.quote:looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
All prepared for your Wedding Photo Album. One week to go!
Batteries fully charged in the adhesive bra, did you say???
Yep, but THAT'S a problem! It just ain't right to upstage the bride on her day! She just wouldn't take too kindly to being photographed LESS than a guest on HER wedding day. Of course, while the invites to weddings may decrease, surely the invitations to bachelor parties would increase exponentially!quote:As it's warm in Oz why not just find some matching knickers to go with the self-adhesive bra and voila - instant outfit, instant hit, very popular wedding photo album etc.
Before anyone gets pissed off/on, one more incompetent incontinent joke:
Q : “What do the elderly smell like?”
A : “Depends!”
Q : “What do the elderly smell like?”
A : “Depends!”
No worries Jabber.....bride has purchased one too...so I won't steal her thunder
I don't the "The Day" is what he had in mind.quote:Seize The Day
Hey!
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Whatever happened to the wedding and the pics??
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Whatever happened to the wedding and the pics??
quote:Originally posted by Jabbergah:
Hey!
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Aussie equivalent is *Big W*, Hubbie says it even *smells like Wal-Mart*.
Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...honestly, I worry about you.
quote:Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...honestly, I worry about you.
Good question, Lexie!! LMAO!!!!
It might be a good place to pick up gals.
LOL! I was just hanging out there to offer my new-found expertise on this matter (due to this forum topic!) to anyone who needed/wanted itquote:Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...
-- NOBODY did and security asked me to leave! Actually, I saw a gal at the Wal-Mart checkout purchasing one of them (or do I say "a pair"?
). If I had actually scouted them out in the lingerie section, I would know more specifics like sizes available, price range, etc.
No wonder security was concerned: Wal-Mart dressing rooms weren’t intended to stuff one’s turkey - it’s obvious by the lack of cranberry sauce. The other big possibility is that security mistook you for a shoplifter trying to steal some plumbing or gardening supplies.
To diminish an overactive libido (redundant phrase for males), create a mental image of the following:
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
To diminish an overactive libido (redundant phrase for males), create a mental image of the following:
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
quote:Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...
I don't know where Jabber's Wallymart is, but in the one that I (very infrequently) go to; one has to practically go through that department to get anywhere else.
For the Brits (and Irish) reading this, I was reminded of Father Ted when he (and all the other priests) became 'trapped' in the World's Largest Lingerie Department and, fearing a massive scandal, when to desperate measures to escape un-noticed.
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quote:Posted February 05, 2005 08:17 PM
U know the ones I mean, they are advertised on TV. They appear on ebay constantly but suddenly disappear, must be something to do with copyright etc. Cannot find doing a search can anyone help?
Seize The Day
I haven't posted on here in ages, but I thought I would add what I found when I tried to do a search for this item...and, especially in view of Aussie Girl's sig, "Seize the Day", I thought it unusually relevant and funny:
Carpe Mammae! Seize the Breasts!
Nice to see you posting again!
Carpe Mammae! It's hard work, but someone has to do it.
Quite a Revelation for Father Ted!
Quite a Revelation for Father Ted!
Fredericks
Yup there are under bras, specialty styles. Page 2 has several types.
Yup there are under bras, specialty styles. Page 2 has several types.
That was an impressive sight (no, that's not a misspelling).
Huh! Rick, what were you doing at that site???
Oh, I know. You wanted to know if I was telling the truth. Wellllll I wasn't always an old buzzard. That company's been around for a long time.
Oh, I know. You wanted to know if I was telling the truth. Wellllll I wasn't always an old buzzard.
That company's been around for a long time.
You’re right, Shop. I do like to check the accuracy of things that are posted on this forum. Normally I don’t spend so much time doing it, but I did get a little sidetracked. Not complaining, mind you. 
Regarding your “old” comment, here’s something that only a geek like me would know – it appears that you and Mory** are the oldest forum members
. I don’t think you’ll get any free snipes for that, but that piece of trivia has been rattling around unobstructed in my head for awhile so I thought I’d better post it before it caused me some internal damage.
**Mory was in Pacific Stars and Stripes in 1951.
Regarding your “old” comment, here’s something that only a geek like me would know – it appears that you and Mory** are the oldest forum members
. I don’t think you’ll get any free snipes for that, but that piece of trivia has been rattling around unobstructed in my head for awhile so I thought I’d better post it before it caused me some internal damage.**Mory was in Pacific Stars and Stripes in 1951.
Ok Rick. In 1951 I was sure enjoying HS Dances and the Prom. But I found Fredricks shortly there after. Sooooooo, been there, done that and enjoyed every minute.
By the way. I am so happy to have my poor little snipes back. I did miss them.
I did suspect that based on a comment you made about your husband being a retired baker and the number of years he had been baking.quote:In 1951 I was sure enjoying HS Dances and the Prom.
As did the guys around you.quote:… and enjoyed every minute.
Yes, the little snipes are back where they belong.
What happened to Aussie Girl? Didn't she say something about posting wedding pics?
Yes, she most certainly did. I feel a certain incompleteness without the pictures. Kind of like being left at the altar.
As a geeky point of interest, this thread has accounted for 9.3% of the total posts for the Items Wanted forum, although Picasso’s goat is making a strong comeback.
As a geeky point of interest, this thread has accounted for 9.3% of the total posts for the Items Wanted forum, although Picasso’s goat is making a strong comeback.
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs?
I'm beginning to wonder.quote:Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs?
quote:Posted Jun 7, 9:49 AM
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Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs? Big Grin
I'm beginning to wonder.
I'm not!
Why's that?quote:Originally posted by Serenity:quote:Posted Jun 7, 9:49 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Serenity:
Maybe she is dieting first...before the pixs...or retouching the pixs? Big Grin
I'm beginning to wonder.
I'm not!
A lot has changed since this post!