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Have I misunderstood again?
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So many images, so little time! 
Nice pole you’ve got there. The girl appears to be a little shocked by the size of it. I see she’s practicing safe feet. The hard-hat must be another precaution. I can’t tell if she’s on her way up or down. You definitely don’t need to drive a high-powered sports car to compensate. I’m jealous – call it pole envy. I’m a bit on the pole-challenged side. The pole looks like it gets waxed regularly.
It's a still from the recent Bridget Jones' Diary film and she was definitely going down...
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Oh, but there are really soooo many images...should we..can we??? 
quote:It's a still from the recent Bridget Jones' Diary film and she was definitely going down.
R2 - I think the same still from the 1st Bridget Jones would of been more entertaining. Especially if you managed to get it from the same angel as shown in the film.
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Perhaps after receiving the adhesive bra you would also be >>ordering this<< ?
Speaking of pole dancing....our local Gym is now advertising those classes that are Stripteases.
Well, I dont think you actually take your gear off, but you do all the funky pole dancing moves.
Its *supposed* to be very liberating and low impact.
Not something that a new Mum wants to part take in though.
Being aquote:Originally posted by region2:
she was definitely going down...
It’s a Replies record (and enlarging) for a topic in the Items Wanted forum. The number of replies will make for stiff competition in the future.
“Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon.”
Wow!!!! I did not think inquiring about an undergarment would create a record 
It looks like my pole dancing days are over before they began.
Engineer report states rafters and beams not constructed for me climbing up through man hole, across rafters and shimmying down the pole, and I am only 65kgs
Soooo it appears that I am back studying bell shaped curves......damn
It looks like my pole dancing days are over before they began.
Engineer report states rafters and beams not constructed for me climbing up through man hole, across rafters and shimmying down the pole, and I am only 65kgs
Soooo it appears that I am back studying bell shaped curves......damn
Bumping! I can’t get use to seeing “180 gallon RR fish tank, SoCal” on the forum’s home page.
Great news!!!!! Have test driven my new purchase in extreme heat (well it is approx 36 degrees C on the east coast at the moment) and no rashes or sweating.
Rick was right must have been a guy thing
Wedding is in a couple of weeks so will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
Any females reading this should buy one you will not be disappointed
Rick was right must have been a guy thing
Wedding is in a couple of weeks so will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
Any females reading this should buy one you will not be disappointed
That should renew the excitement for this topic.quote:will post pics of success (hopefully)of purchase.
I couldn’t believe
pah - I'm not just anyone, I'm Region2 and I'll bump anything to take my mind off dirty pillows.
phwoar!
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phwoar!
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Yes R2 that is certainly a mind distraction
I am getting frustrated.....with the wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!! Have purchased 2 nice ones on ebay but they are too big. Why can't there be an international standard on clothing and shoe sizes
I am getting frustrated.....with the wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!! Have purchased 2 nice ones on ebay but they are too big. Why can't there be an international standard on clothing and shoe sizes
Aussie, why don't you post in general? When people try to post something they want to buy, this knocks their message out!
And give up this wonderful thread! This is the most fun this part of the forum has ever had. What fun is “180 gallon RR fish tank, SoCal” on the forum’s home page? Anyway, “Items wanted” is such a dead forum. I usually miss it, and many of the responses are months, if not a year, after the original post.
As it's warm in Oz why not just find some matching knickers to go with the self-adhesive bra and voila - instant outfit, instant hit, very popular wedding photo album etc. Save money on a wedding car and get a Harley Davidson and... [imagination taking off...]quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
wedding only 2 weeks away I am still without a dress!!!
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Umm R2 I did a search for adhesive underpants and all I found was Depend pouches for incontinence!!!! Not exactly what I would call a fashion accessory 
For someone that is incontinent, this would be a must-have fashion accessory.
I just called the incontinence hotline and they asked me, “Can you hold, please?”
I just called the incontinence hotline and they asked me, “Can you hold, please?”
By matching I meant in colour and style, I will let you off the glue 'down under' (geddit!). It was a fashion statement I was after, not a total dedication to all things sticky...
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Edward who works at a Wal-Mart:
One day an older gent asked him, “Where are Depends?” I took him over to the adult incontinence under-garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. “No,” he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. “I want da pens.”
One day an older gent asked him, “Where are Depends?” I took him over to the adult incontinence under-garments and then his face turned red with embarassment. “No,” he said, and took an ink pen out of his pocket. “I want da pens.”
Rick, you've forgotten you have an international audience (some of whom are too young to worry about incontinence)...
'Depends' - don't have them in the UK - I guess a rolled up copy of the Times will have to suffice!
'Wal-Mart' - don't have them in the UK either - ASDA is their equivalent here [I'll let you know which name I find quite ridiculous - Associated Dairies vs Wally Market...]
'Da' - obviously this word has no meaning in real English so the whole joke would fall completely flat if told to a British Bobby on a red London bus in Trafalgar Square.
Sorry to piss on your bonfire old chap!
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'Depends' - don't have them in the UK - I guess a rolled up copy of the Times will have to suffice!
'Wal-Mart' - don't have them in the UK either - ASDA is their equivalent here [I'll let you know which name I find quite ridiculous - Associated Dairies vs Wally Market...]
'Da' - obviously this word has no meaning in real English so the whole joke would fall completely flat if told to a British Bobby on a red London bus in Trafalgar Square.
Sorry to piss on your bonfire old chap!
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(maybe this will have more international appeal.)
If an Airline that flies between North America and Europe is called Transcontinental, would one that flew only in Europe or North America be considered Incontinent?
Not only a Gold Medal in number of Replies for a topic in Items Wanted, but now a record for Views. With wedding photos this topic is destined to be in the Topic Hall of Fame.
If an Airline that flies between North America and Europe is called Transcontinental, would one that flew only in Europe or North America be considered Incontinent?
Not only a Gold Medal in number of Replies for a topic in Items Wanted, but now a record for Views. With wedding photos this topic is destined to be in the Topic Hall of Fame.
A woman rings up a shopping channel*, the following conversation takes place:
Woman: “Do you sell incontinence pads?”
Operator: “Yes.”
Woman: “How long do you take to deliver?”
Operator: “Where are you ringing from?”
Woman: “The waist down.”
* If no “shopping channel” in the U.K., then visualize an Associated Dairies with a telephone**.
** telephone – an instrument for transmitting and receiving sounds over long distances by electricity***.
*** electricity – a form of energy that occurs in nature and is observable in natural phenomena (as lightning) and that can be produced by friction, chemical reason, or mechanical effort.
I can supply definitions for “chemical” and “mechanical” if necessary.
but what's a pedant?
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I want everyone to know that I already knew what pedant means. In fact, that was the first word I spoke.
R2 ..... impossible to match anything with this bra especially in texture
Like the jokes Rick, we in Oz (who are not age challenged)know what Depends are, looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
Off to make sure the batteries are fully charged in the camera
Like the jokes Rick, we in Oz (who are not age challenged)know what Depends are, looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
Off to make sure the batteries are fully charged in the camera
You might just get away with a different texture as long as they're skin tone...
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I don’t believe it’s the entire country. I think it is only one region.quote:looks like the UK are lagging a bit.
All prepared for your Wedding Photo Album. One week to go!
Batteries fully charged in the adhesive bra, did you say???
Yep, but THAT'S a problem! It just ain't right to upstage the bride on her day! She just wouldn't take too kindly to being photographed LESS than a guest on HER wedding day. Of course, while the invites to weddings may decrease, surely the invitations to bachelor parties would increase exponentially!quote:As it's warm in Oz why not just find some matching knickers to go with the self-adhesive bra and voila - instant outfit, instant hit, very popular wedding photo album etc.
Before anyone gets pissed off/on, one more incompetent incontinent joke:
Q : “What do the elderly smell like?”
A : “Depends!”
Q : “What do the elderly smell like?”
A : “Depends!”
No worries Jabber.....bride has purchased one too...so I won't steal her thunder
I don't the "The Day" is what he had in mind.quote:Seize The Day
Hey!
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Whatever happened to the wedding and the pics??
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Whatever happened to the wedding and the pics??
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Hey!
Saw these at Wal-Mart! Don't know if Australia has an equivalent to this store. Cost was $20-something.
Aussie equivalent is *Big W*, Hubbie says it even *smells like Wal-Mart*.
Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...honestly, I worry about you.
quote:Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...honestly, I worry about you.
Good question, Lexie!! LMAO!!!!
It might be a good place to pick up gals.
LOL! I was just hanging out there to offer my new-found expertise on this matter (due to this forum topic!) to anyone who needed/wanted itquote:Jabber - I have to ask....what WERE you doing in the section that sells adhesive bra's...
-- NOBODY did and security asked me to leave! Actually, I saw a gal at the Wal-Mart checkout purchasing one of them (or do I say "a pair"?
). If I had actually scouted them out in the lingerie section, I would know more specifics like sizes available, price range, etc.