No wonder security was concerned: Wal-Mart dressing rooms weren’t intended to stuff one’s turkey - it’s obvious by the lack of cranberry sauce. The other big possibility is that security mistook you for a shoplifter trying to steal some plumbing or gardening supplies.
To diminish an overactive libido (redundant phrase for males), create a mental image of the following:
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.