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Hoping all my fellow Americans have a happy holiday.


The Veteran

It is the veteran, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the veteran, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the veteran, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the veteran, not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to
assemble.
It is the veteran, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the veteran, not the politician, who has given us the right to vote.
It is the veteran, who salutes the Flag, who serves under the Flag, whose
coffin is draped by the Flag.

Jake
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Q: Were the French soldiers that fought (wounded and killed) at Yorktown instrumental in the Yanks having an Independence Day?
A: Does a Minute Man take a dump in the woods?

Q: What’s the difference between French-fries, Saddam’s WMD, and French champagne?
A: The last one isn’t a myth.

Q: Was the American Revolution considered a world war?
A: Since the last shot was fired in India (fighting took place on 4 continents) and not Indiana, then that’s an affirmative.

Q: Did England feel that the sugar produced in the West Indies was more valuable than those 13 funny colonies?
A: The English retained their possessions in the West Indies.


Part 1



Q: Do some historians consider the Revolutionary War as the first American civil war?
A: Depends on the historian. The colonists were equally divided into three groups: 1) Patriots; 2) Loyalist; 3) Undecided. The good news, the Patriots (militia and partisans) were considered guerilla fighters – they didn’t fight fair.

Q: Was the Declaration “actually” signed on July 4, 1776?
A: Depends on the historian. Some say that was the day it was sent out to Kinko’s for Xeroxing.

Q: How long before the declaring of the Declaration did the fighting start?
A: Lexington Green (“the shot heard around the world”) was April 19, 1775. April 19 is coincidently the date that the first soldiers were killed in the “second” American Civil War by the good people of Baltimore. And also coincidently, lads from Massachusetts were the ones to die on both those April 19’s.

Q: Did many of the founding fathers use the outcome of the war as an excuse to not pay their English debts?
A: Now, that’s a silly question!


Part 2
Bunker Hill didn’t really happen. The rebels got confused and fortified, and fought, at Breed’s Hill.

Before the Revolutionary War, George Washington commanded troops only two times and those were in small battles. One of them started the French and Indian War and the other he lost.

Is it “inalienable” or “unalienable” rights and do they apply to aliens?

As a British merchant officer, John Paul, to avoid a trial for killing a mutinous crewmember, fled to the colonies and added “Jones” to the end of his name (I would have recommended “Smith”).


Part 3
A fourth of Washington’s army (Continentals) mutinied over pay and enlistment duration, wounding 2 American officers and killing one in the process. When another 200 soldiers mutinied, Washington sent troops and had the ringleaders (sergeants) arrested. Lots were picked and 3 of the sergeants where shot by the remaining sergeants.



July 4th trivia:
  • John Adams (2nd U.S. President) and Thomas Jefferson (3rd President), both died on the same day – the 50th anniversary of Independence Day.
  • Vicksburg (last Southern blockade of the Mississippi River during the American Civil War) surrendered on July 4, 1863. For the next 81 years, which was well over 2 years after the attack on Pearl Harbor, Vicksburg did not celebrate Independence Day.



Part 4
Well, this thread went rather well. A lot better than the start of this one:
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/98...331091701#5331091701

But then, intolerance and lack-of-a-sense-of-humour caused some of the regulars to get defensive in this one:
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/58...501089111#7501089111

Oh well, one step forward and one step back.

P.S. Not sure I’ll ever understand why Serenity deleted her post with this flag gif right after I posted parts 3 and 4 of my history lesson. But, it’s a free country, and there's more than one.

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