Only on Ebay: Another wacko auction!

Now, wait, what do you expect in wages, Puppy?
(though some of it better be deleted so we didn't get a TOS! LOL!)

I'm not hard to please... but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company! Fair is fair.

Puppy posted:

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...but remember washing dishes would be the hardest job in the whole company!

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You're right! Mory knows LOTS of good recipes!

After a few months, we'll start a fat farm or Weight Loss Camp, too! "We not only own the company, we also attend the camp!"

Jabbergah                                                    

LOL !

Jabber you MUST be put in charge of Research and Development.

So many GREAT ideas!!

If everyone gets too fat, send Mory off on a paid vacation.

I'll take over the cooking...
(Just the thought of that is like losing 10 lbs.)

OH, Plezzzz, puppy, we will NEVER get that fat!

Yes, Jabber is our "idea man"!

Therapy of Positive Discourse

99.99% of what's good to eat on this planet is not really good for us - and I've had my share.

Then you eliminate everything that contradics the meds you take and what's left is bottled distilled water.

After caring for multiple family members for years I know more than most of my own Doctors which is scary so I just wing it a day at a time in between medical appointments.

Now if laughter is the best medicine - its been a great week and I want to thank everyone - it's definately good fun and and the only good thing I know that's non-fattening..... mory

I have to concur with you! But, on the other hand, I think, what a shame to give all of that up, go out and get hit and killed by a car! I just know I'll be up there saying,"Why didn't I eat that big piece of pie?"!!

Not unless it's Lemon...

As long as it's ''UP'' there, maybe they will serve pie.

Ya, well, you know, mory, it probably IS lemon! BIG PIECE!!

Puppy!! I have NO doubt!

...what they say!

"Eat right, exercise, die ANYWAY!"

"If you always eat right, you won't live longer -- it will just SEEM that way!"


Found a HQ prospect: <LISTING>

Jabbergah                                                    

Yes, this adkins guy is dead, ya know!

EWW, maybe if they paid ME twenty-five mil!

I once asked a man what his secret to longevity was.

He replied 'Just keep breathing in... and out...'

Me: 'What? Everyone does that!'

He said 'Yea, but they don't do it long enough!'

LOL! Love it!!

Jabbergah Keep searching - that building has a rope and buckets for elevators But, They get 3,000 a week for a room as a welfare hotel - or we could mount the jet on the roof and rename it the flying circus. mory

The only thing you can count on is death ...

Might as well stop and eat the pie!

Oh, and now I *can*! The new refrigerator is here and it works! No more frozen milk!!

I used to tell people that if I got fat from eating good food it wouldn't bother me (I was always pretty skinny). When I quit smoking I gained 40 lbs.! Needless to say I started smoking again and now have a little balance (1/2 the cigs and only 20 lbs overweight!).

Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

Lmao! Proves my point, bj!

This dialog really needs syndication