Whether you are staying at home or partying hard.....
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quote:Originally posted by I'd rather be shopping:
Happy NEW YEAR!!!
Hope everyone has a great new snip year.
quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
Where is the highest pub situated, Mike?
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Interested because Aussie is a pub kind of gal & looking to visit my aunt within next 12 months who lives at Harpenden (wherever that is?).
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BTW do they have pool tables in pubs over there?
Not sure, but that MAY be an insult to houseplants!quote:Sun readers - Brit saying. The Sun is the archetypal dumbed down tabloid newspaper - you only need the IQ of a houseplant to read it.
quote:Originally posted by Jabbergah:Not sure, but that MAY be an insult to houseplants!quote:Sun readers - Brit saying. The Sun is the archetypal dumbed down tabloid newspaper - you only need the IQ of a houseplant to read it.
quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
Thanks Mike for the info....what a fabulous place to go for lunch (Aussie is envious), and in the middle of nowhere would be very peaceful. Do you stay there overnight or live close by? Don't know if my aunt would drive that far for me...but I can always try
Did you get property rights to it, or was it named after you? I would be more impressed if you also got mineral rights – that could add up.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
HTF can I own a star?
Sex in a non-gravity environment? Has to be worth something.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
You could always try and crack onto Richard Branson, he is heading that way soon.
quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
ROFLMAO @ Rick...good one
The Brits sure do have something about feet, or maybe they just like to advertise it more
quote:Originally posted by aussie_girl:
Hi all....Mike the drive to your destination is so picturesque thanks for sharing.
quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
You have to give them props Aussie.
Great idea!! Although the shipping is a bit high?
My ex once bought me a *star* for my birthday.
HTF can I own a star? HTF do I know 300 other people dont own the same star?
Do I get my money back if the bloody thing drops out of the sky?
Am I liable if it crashes onto someones car?
quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Its only a little star Mike, he was a cheap bastard (hence him being an Ex).
quote:Originally posted by Rick:
Mike, it need not be a star. I could be in our solar system. After all, there’s been recent discoveries of additional debris found in the rings around Uranus.
quote:Originally posted by Rick:
Mike, since you didn’t correct me, should I assume that when dealing with rings, U’reanus would be improper? Must work the same way as “your” and “you’re”.
If this had been a plural, possessive case then I probably would have talked about the planet Ouranus, which entrails the Zodiac Constipations.
Boy, all this discussion about Uranus – puts a slightly different appearance on mooning.
Good one, Mike. At first I thought you had screwed up, but decided that couldn’t be. I have to admit; it took me a while to figure that out.quote:I suppose, Rick, that someone, somewhere may have two! (Ani??)
I think those are referred to as black holes – and one definitely doesn’t want to get too close to them.quote:The other one is colder and darker - definitely "where the sun don't shine" (much!)
quote:Originally posted by Rick:
It would sort of worry me to fly Virgin – is that a reflection of the flight crew’s experience, or of the passengers’?
Just not the same since the ban on smoking.quote:Virgin are renown for their Mile High Club
Depends on what the tart is filled with.quote:thats not very appealing
quote:Originally posted by Rick:Just not the same since the ban on smoking.quote:Virgin are renown for their Mile High Club
You could say the current one. I’m not all that particular. Basically one that swallows well, goes down easy, and doesn’t use a lot of dough - the standard tart.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Whats your favourite type of tart?
Mike, you didn’t happen to smoke in earlier times? Maybe a pipe?quote:Originally posted by Mike from West Yorkshire:
I think the smoking ban was only for the sort that you did with cigatettes and things - the puff and cough brigade as I call 'em.
I smoked my last cigarette in about 1965!quote:Originally posted by Rick:You could say the current one. I’m not all that particular. Basically one that swallows well, goes down easy, and doesn’t use a lot of dough - the standard tart.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Whats your favourite type of tart?Mike, you didn’t happen to smoke in earlier times? Maybe a pipe?quote:Originally posted by Mike from West Yorkshire:
I think the smoking ban was only for the sort that you did with cigarettes and things - the puff and cough brigade as I call 'em.
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I assume the non-smoking signs don’t pertain to chewing tobacco? Would be a little difficult to open the door and spit. Could really piss-off coach passengers if someone in first class did it. And, it must be OK to just suck on a cigarette (or cigar) - as long as it isn't burning. Gum poppers are always a joy to sit next to.
quote:Originally posted by Rick:You could say the current one. I’m not all that particular. Basically one that swallows well, goes down easy, and doesn’t use a lot of dough - the standard tart.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Whats your favourite type of tart?
quote:Originally posted by Rick:
Lexie, does Boom Boom mean what I think it means? (AND, don’t ask me what I think it means)
quote:Originally posted by Rick:
Doing It DOES mean what you think It means, so what does Boom Boom mean? I found a Boom boom room in Google, but that’s like Doing It (for $'s). What is It?
quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Ahhh Mike - you nailed it!!
I was having fun stringing Rick along
Mike nailed my It and Lexie strung my It. Not a good way to start the day.quote:Originally posted by Bartelby:
Ahhh Mike - you nailed it!!
I was having fun stringing Rick along