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Another "Get Rich Scheme" designed for Morons by Morons.

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Profit from your store without ever buying products or fulfilling orders!

Sort of commerce without the commerce - almost like selling perpetual motion!

The trouble is the world is full of gullible* idiots.

Time it was deleted!

*Gullible, meaning 'easily deceived or cheated; naive; credulous'



Come on AS what about a "report this inappropriate post" button? It would also be handy when members get a bit "heated" and call each other names!

Now that commercials are allowed, can I advertise my 100% efficient garden bug destroyer?

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Yup 100%! Not many others can claim that. Only $5. Greenfly? Wasps? Flys? You name your insect. 100% efficient! None of your so called fly sprays can touch that. Environmentally friendly - no smell - no chemicals - no residue - not harmful to pets - Only $10

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For your money you get a solid bit of craftsmanship - two blocks of wood - labelled A & B. Place your insect (any type) on block A, bring down block B sharply. 100% efficient.
Often copied, never equalled.

Send your $30 now for the "Priceless Bug Destroyer" Guaranteed for TWO years. (Finance available at 35% interest - separate terms and conditions apply)

Money Orders to:
Priceless Bug Destroyer inc,
P.O. Box 1479
Lagos
Nigeria

P.S. Could you also include your Bank Account Number, your authorisation Code and your Social Security Number on the order form as it enables us to process your order more speedily.


P.P.S All attempts at humour have now been edited out to avoid upsetting those of a sensitive disposition
Not all those who wander are lost. Tolkien
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Originally posted by Camera Collector:
Last night I posted the following under the ........ topic:

Designed for morons by morons.

"You make 75-150% profit, without ever buying products or fulfilling orders"

Sort of commerce without the commerce - almost like selling perpetual motion!

Trouble is the world is full of gullible folk.

Paul, this is what you actually posted:
Another "Get Rich Scheme" designed for Morons by Morons.

The trouble is the world is full of gullible* idiots.

Time it was deleted!

*Gullible, meaning 'easily deceived or cheated; naive; credulous'

I particularly like your including “gullible” in your post.



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Originally posted by Camera Collector:
Rick then said in a stage whisper "dont give it publicity" and then his message vanished (very impressive that Rick, you should try it more often!), so I simply followed suit.

I know exactly what you mean – Mrs. M continually edits/deletes posts on me, but the difference is that she does them well after I’ve responded to them.

Since you think the sun sets in Mrs. M’s behind, I left the following link as advise that you might benefit from:
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/38.../559109619#559109619

I did leave it out on the forum for a few minutes, but then decided that my link was in essence doing what I was suggesting you not do. I felt somewhat confident that neither you nor anyone else saw it, and if they did, then no harm done.

Now, as far as YOUR message vanishing, why bring me into this? Are you upset that by my posting Chatter’s and Mrs. M’s post that that somehow “forced” you to delete your post? Maybe it’s something else?



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Originally posted by Camera Collector:
This morning, it's still there, inciting the idiots to sign up (don't say we don't have any!)This is silly, we dont want it, we can't talk about it and the powers that be haven't removed it.

Come on AS what about a "report this inappropriate post" button? It would also be handy when members get a bit "heated" and call each other names!
There IS a button for this – . Feel free to make a contribution to this forum. Also, you shouldn’t try to save “the idiots” from them self – that’s a bit arrogant on your part. After all, they might not think they are “idiots”.

Now, I did leave this as an encouragement for Mrs. M to report it (I think she likes to do that kind of stuff):
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/78...021024801#3021024801

Remember saying this, Come on folks, the motto of these boards should be: "help with humour & no malice" and also be cool man - peace & goodwill to all. It’s so much easier to give advice then it is to follow it, isn’t it Paul.

It appears you could benefit from the following: believing is seeing.

P.S. Paul, could you delete your private topic to me? Unlike some, I don’t get my ovaries off having these hidden conversations.
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Originally posted by Camera Collector:
P.P.S All attempts at humour have now been edited out to avoid upsetting those of a sensitive disposition
Paul, you learn fast. Glad you and Mrs. M also deleted all those posts on this thread. Now, if I could just get you to delete your latest private post to me - please?
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Originally posted by Serenity:
rick, hit the button! Wink

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Deletion Note: if you delete a private topic that you created (host), it will be deleted permanently for everyone. If you delete a private topic that someone else created (hosts), the topic will simply no longer appear in your private topic list.
I have my hands full cleaning up after myself.
Unless I’m missing something, the miscreant thread referred to at the start of this thread as the "Unmentionable Topic", which was titled “New S*i*e Browser, a new way to Sn*pe!” ("*" for protection), has been removed.

I just reviewed this forum’s “Terms of Service” (it’s at the bottom of the page for those interested) and found the following: Please note that advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and solicitations are inappropriate in this community.

Personally, I think Jabber's t-shirts should be exempt, but that's just me.

Also, here are some posts that I dug up regarding the prevailing wisdom on how to best deal with these:
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/985608021/m/179601057
https://community.auctionsniper.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/38.../559109619#559109619

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