quote:Profit from your store without ever buying products or fulfilling orders!
Sort of commerce without the commerce - almost like selling perpetual motion!
The trouble is the world is full of gullible* idiots.
Time it was deleted!
*Gullible, meaning 'easily deceived or cheated; naive; credulous'
Come on AS what about a "report this inappropriate post" button? It would also be handy when members get a bit "heated" and call each other names!
Now that commercials are allowed, can I advertise my 100% efficient garden bug destroyer?
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Yup 100%! Not many others can claim that. Only $5. Greenfly? Wasps? Flys? You name your insect. 100% efficient! None of your so called fly sprays can touch that. Environmentally friendly - no smell - no chemicals - no residue - not harmful to pets - Only $10
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For your money you get a solid bit of craftsmanship - two blocks of wood - labelled A & B. Place your insect (any type) on block A, bring down block B sharply. 100% efficient.
Often copied, never equalled.
Send your $30 now for the "Priceless Bug Destroyer" Guaranteed for TWO years. (Finance available at 35% interest - separate terms and conditions apply)
Money Orders to:
Priceless Bug Destroyer inc,
P.O. Box 1479
Lagos
Nigeria
P.S. Could you also include your Bank Account Number, your authorisation Code and your Social Security Number on the order form as it enables us to process your order more speedily.
P.P.S All attempts at humour have now been edited out to avoid upsetting those of a sensitive disposition