OFF TOPIC THREAD

Are you absolutely certain Mrs M that Rick went thataway?



Can't you call that dog off? It thinks I'm Rick!




Oh hell, what are those two up to again?

“The English country gentleman galloping after a fox – The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.” - Oscar Wilde

Kiwi Fruit will ripen when placed in a paper bag in the bottom of the fridge with a Banana.

Talking of Kiwi fruit.......

The New Zealand Kiwi corporation (something like that) was giving away a Golden coloured Kiwi called a "Zespri" at the various agricultural shows two Summers ago.

It was lovely. However I have never been able to buy one! Is this because:
a. The product doesn't exist?
b. The New Zealand Kiwi corp can't get its act together?


Paul

No Camera, I have first hand knowledge that the CIA has it under wraps!

1. If you were to roll a lung from a human body and out flat it would be the size of a tennis court.

2. Louisiana is the only state that grows in land area every year (Due to alluvial deposits from the Mississippi River).

3. 80% of millionaires drive used cars.

4. The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound evergy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 month, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

The Male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
("Honey, Im home. What the.....?")

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Ummm maybe this is why women are called the stronger sex

Just a bit of trivia to amuse...........

Cheers

Aussie

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Ummm maybe this is why women are called the stronger sex

I protest - Moderator? this remark is off topic!

Paul

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Ummm maybe this is why women are called the stronger sex

It's about time - I'm tried of doing all the manual work, and tired of always being on the top.

Stronger in this case means smarter.....'cause who is doing all the work Rick

Good point. But then how does that relate to, “The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.” Does that mean that women’s brains are in their tongues? Hey, I’m not complaining.

BTW: "3. 80% of millionaires drive used cars."
Not true - it's 100%, at least of those that drive. Some are driven.

Means they are better talkers/communicators which therefore ensures they get what they want.

I would of said...

Better manipulators therefore ensuring we get what we want

PLEASE - Manipulate! Manipulate! Manipulate! - (is that after, during, or before foreplay?) There's a "man" in that word, so it must be good - but do I want to be ipulated? And, will you still respect me in the morning? "Ipulated" sounds like something, or somethings, being cut off?

Still in my teens so still in training....should get my manipulation certificate by 21st birthday.

Rick, ipulated sound more like something implanted....better be careful

"Ipulate" is definitely the removal of a body part, I just havent decided what part.

I have a few ideas, its why "man" is in front of "ipulate". Its one of those reverse order meaning things.

I'd say it would have to be after Rick, otherwise there wouldnt be much of anything going on.

Oh right! I was thinking putate was cutting something off as in amputate, and maybe ipulate could be pulling ones leg

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Originally posted by Bartelby:
"Ipulate" is definitely the removal of a body part, I just havent decided what part.

I think it would be the ipula. Surgical removal would be a ipuloctomy. The sound would be – “Crap, can we talk about this?”

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Originally posted by Bartelby:
I'd say it would have to be after Rick, otherwise there wouldnt be much of anything going on.

Is there ever? And, would that be before or after the 30 seconds?

30 seconds???? pfffffffffffff

You are being a bit generous arent you?

Lexie,

Perhaps you are right. I loose track of time. It’s whatever the length of the commercials are during a televised sporting event, or, as is unfortunately (or fortunately) the case, the length of the timeouts. Hey, don’t blame me. Send a letter to the coaches and ask for longer time outs – like maybe 45 seconds (don’t get pushy and ask for 60).

Anyway, why would any gal want to fake for more than 30 seconds – this isn’t the Oscars. After 30 seconds, even a guy (well, some of them) would start to suspect.

P.S. Take out the batteries in the remote – you might just get 10 or 15 more seconds. And if that doesn't work, you could always use the batteries elsewhere.