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As far as we can tell, a U.S. president and his squeeze don't have to pay one thin Roosevelt dime during their four to eight years at the White House. Add up all the presidential perks and subtract the wars, natural catastrophes, and economic disasters, and it seems like a pretty sweet gig.

Title 3 of the U.S. Code is what governs the cash at the president's disposal. Here's the basic package: For starters, he makes a salary of $400,000 a year, plus a $50,000 expense account to defray costs relating to the "discharge of his official duties." Traveling expenses: $100,000 per year. Entertainment: $19,000. As for taking up residence in the White House (including use of its bowling alley and movie theater), trips on Air Force 1, meals, and vacations at Camp David...all are comped.

By law, the prez is also entitled to "use of the furniture and other effects belonging to the United States and kept in the Executive Residence at the White House." Mr. Lucky Ducky is also appropriated up to $1 million each fiscal year to spend at his discretion for "unanticipated needs" related to the national interest. Then of course there are the gifts. Finally, when his term of office is up, he is entitled to an annual pension of $157,000 per year, plus office space, administrative help, and Secret Service protection.

So get your resumes ready -- 2008 is just around the corner.


Boy, was I ever underpaid when I worked!! Big Grin
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WINDOWS SYSTEM_ERROR
There is an IP address conflict with another system on the network.
This means that two PCs (or bits of equipment) have the same IP address (effectively their network addresses) so the network doesn't always know where to send things.

[I'm typing this slowly so that the COOKIE MONSTER might understand...]

COOKIES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NETWORK ADDRESSES!

Turning the PC off and on solved the problem - deleting the cookies did nothing (apart from meaning that you have to re-log onto websites etc). Please, please don't listen to the cookie-deleting advice - it's wrong, Wrong, WRONG, !

R2
The idea of someone using your wireless signal is really scary.

I dump my cookies and defragment every so often because I heard that it helps your computer run better. The way I figure it, a happy computer is a well-behaved computer and it'll be less likely to do scary electronic things if it's content, so I placate it by dumping cookies, defragmenting, and keeping stuff out of the keyboard by covering the thing.
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Originally posted by Serenity:
As far as we can tell, a U.S. president and his squeeze don't have to pay one thin Roosevelt dime during their four to eight years at the White House.
Nor carry a driver’s license or passport, nor going thru customs, and no carry-on limit (he can have as many Secret Service Agents as space allows). And, since he’s his own no-fly-zone, invite him (her?) to your next wedding to avoid flyovers by the Paparazzi (something Barbra Streisand couldn’t buy). One of, if not THE, best paying jobs in the world – even better than Bill Gates gets paid.
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Nor carry a driver’s license or passport, nor going thru customs, and no carry-on limit (he can have as many Secret Service Agents as space allows). And, since he’s his own no-fly-zone, invite him (her?) to your next wedding to avoid flyovers by the Paparazzi (something Barbra Streisand couldn’t buy). One of, if not THE, best paying jobs in the world – even better than Bill Gates gets paid


Yes, tis true! And, one heck of a retirement plan!
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Originally posted by Serenity:
Yes, tis true! And, one heck of a retirement plan!
I think Hilary Clinton is the only U.S. senator that has had Secret Service agents, that wasn’t running for President (which some will say she is), or who’s life hasn’t been threatened. At least, as the wife of a former President, she’s supposed to have them, while the former wife of the President isn’t.
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Will that be this Sunday?
Armed with my new pickup line, and based on the quality, and quantity, of the collective female congregational bottoms, why wait till Sunday? There’s Mass, and there are those that attend on Saturday - there’s all kind of different ecclesiastical opportunities (hope you don’t view them as cults). Yes, I think I’ll fit right in – I’ll definitely have my priorities, or something, straight.
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Originally posted by Serenity:
But, I will say, Alexis is such a well behaved child that I have yet to find it necessary!
Glad you went back and added that disclaimer. Wouldn't want to have to turn you in - "yet".

So, if you don’t spank Alexis, then who “do” you spank? If it was your own children (that would be a “did” not a “do”) – well, that’s no big deal. Everyone did it in the 60’s and 70’s.


Poor barskin. I wonder what they are going to think when they come back and look at their thread.
Question 1: The President...she gets no secret
service.

Question 2: I spanked my children. But, if Alexis needed it, I would spank her. I would never hurt her, however. A swat on the behind, I think. Sorry if I offend anyone.

I am the head of children's Ministery at Church. I see kids that can't sit still, cannot take direction, and so on. My cat takes better directions! It really, really concerns me.
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Originally posted by Serenity:
Question 1: The President...she gets no secret
service.
Are you saying Hilary gets no S.S. (sorry for the pun – sort of) agents? My apologies for being dense on this, but I’ve lost track of this track. Perhaps if you could restate the question as if starting from scratch.

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Originally posted by Serenity:
I would never hurt her, however. A swat on the behind, I think.
Your place or mine?

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Originally posted by Serenity:
I am the head of children's Ministery at Church.
Not that I really care about spelling, but as the head of something it might be important to ...

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Originally posted by Serenity:
I see kids that can't sit still, cannot take direction, and so on. My cat takes better directions!
That must be one hell of a great cat – a dog, yes. But a cat?

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Originally posted by Serenity:
It really, really concerns me.
It shouldn’t. Every older generation thinks the younger generation is headed for the crapper. Just look how the hippies turned out (well, perhaps I could come up with a better example).

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