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George Bush just came to the door - very scarry
OH DAMN! Thanks for the pictures. I forgot. It’s almost election time in the U. S. of A. Very scary time! Trick not treat. The evil of two lessers.

Lobbyist = Phantom of the Opera
Political Action Committee = Count Dracula
Baron Frankenstein = Bureaucrats
Pollster = Pandora’s Box
Election Returns = Fright Night
Those that watch Election Returns = Zombies
Igor = Al
White House = Haunted House
Capitol Hill = Houses on the Haunted Hill
Government Spending = Pit and the Pendulum
Taxes = See above “Pit”
Political Reform = The Tooth Fairy
John Kerry, Paul Edwards, George Bush and Ringo Cheney = The Beatles
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue = 666 Transylvania Avenue
House of Representative = House of Usher
VP = Vampire
Dr. Jekyll = Pre-Election
Mr. Hyde = Post-Inauguration
November 1 = Allhollow Eve
Lame Ducks = Sleepy Hollow
Accountable Politician = Invisible Man
Bill minus Monica on Horseback = Headless Horseman
Ninety Percent of the Goblins are taking cookies over candy - 23 percent higher than last year. Zero have refused candy after taking a cookie. 2 Percent dropped their cookie. Next year 100% will be in bags. I'm pushing candy hard so I don't have to eat it. 5% have dropped their Pumpkins....100% have parents scarfing more than the Goblins. Kerry is late
checking in - though I am told he's coming
dressed as our Savior...14 cookies left and counting.....
I baked pumpkin today too, Mory. It was a busy day. I butchered and baked two batches of pumpkin to use to make pies, started a new batch of sourdough starter so it'll be ready in time for holiday baking, and have bread rising in the oven right now.

The brass hinges and door plates are shining up nicely and the computer has been working normally since I deleted the Alexa.

I have candy ready in case any kids should happen to show up. Sometimes friends bring their kids over and some years I don't get any trick-or-treaters at all.

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