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George Bush just came to the door - very scarry
OH DAMN! Thanks for the pictures. I forgot. It’s almost election time in the U. S. of A. Very scary time! Trick not treat. The evil of two lessers.

Lobbyist = Phantom of the Opera
Political Action Committee = Count Dracula
Baron Frankenstein = Bureaucrats
Pollster = Pandora’s Box
Election Returns = Fright Night
Those that watch Election Returns = Zombies
Igor = Al
White House = Haunted House
Capitol Hill = Houses on the Haunted Hill
Government Spending = Pit and the Pendulum
Taxes = See above “Pit”
Political Reform = The Tooth Fairy
John Kerry, Paul Edwards, George Bush and Ringo Cheney = The Beatles
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue = 666 Transylvania Avenue
House of Representative = House of Usher
VP = Vampire
Dr. Jekyll = Pre-Election
Mr. Hyde = Post-Inauguration
November 1 = Allhollow Eve
Lame Ducks = Sleepy Hollow
Accountable Politician = Invisible Man
Bill minus Monica on Horseback = Headless Horseman
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