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> > Did you ever stop and wonder?
> > Who the first person was to look
> > at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> > squeeze these pink dingly things
> > here, and drink whatever comes out?"
> >
> > Who was the first person to say,
> > "See that chicken there...I'm going to eat
> > the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
> >
> > Why do toasters always have a setting
> > so high that burns the toast to a horrible
> > crisp, which no decent human being
> > would eat?
> >
> > Why is there a light in the fridge
> > and not in the freezer?
> >
> > Why do people point to their wrist when
> > asking for the time, but don't point to their
> > butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> > Why does the Gynecologist leave the room
> > when you get undressed if they are going to
> > look RIGHT up there anyway?
> >
> > If corn oil is made from corn,
> > and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> > then what is baby oil made from?
> >
> > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,
> > Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
> >
> > Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . ...
> >
> > Who the first person was to decide to pick
> > a Brussels sprout (which looks odd), boil it
> > (which smells even worse than it looks)
> > and then (the best of all) to put it in his
> > mouth and eat the stinky thing?
> >
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow
> > in a dog's face, he gets pissed off with you,
> > but when you take him on a car ride, he
> > sticks his head out the window?
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Originally posted by Serenity:
> > Why does the Gynecologist leave the room
> > when you get undressed if they are going to
> > look RIGHT up there anyway?
Although not a gynecologist, I pointed this out to my doctor today. She chuckled and said it was true. She hadn’t realized it until then.

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