Weird Stuff on Ebay

quote:

---

Originally posted by Steve:
dirty old man

---

Redundant phrase.

quote:

---

Originally posted by Steve:
"a bald man."

---

They are now called "follicle challenged".

alternatives, I mean.

rsmiller40

You missed my double entendre, Rick.

quote:

---

Originally posted by Steve:
You missed my double entendre

---

You're right. It's not connecting, and I can't use the "early morning" excuse. This is definitely your round.

P.S. "Hair impaired" is also acceptable.

I , an old lady, am very lost...double entendre..two languages learned from su madre?

rsmiller40

BTW, does anyone know what is going on with lycos mail? It has been down for days.

rsmiller40

quote:

---

Originally posted by rsmiller40:
I , an old lady, am very lost...double entendre

---

Don't feel bad Mrs. M. Steve's an old fox at this stuff.

I know that it means two native languages such as English and French spoken at home, but he did loose me somewhere...well that is not too hard.

rsmiller40

Let's see...how can I explain this without getting overtly bawdy? First, "double entendre" is French for "two meanings." Second, get a dictionary and look up the word "gelding." Note its meaning carefully. Third, consider the implicit double meaning in "bald man" in conjunction with "gelding."

Had done all that before posting. I often look for complicated solutions to a simple problems. Need new data?

"double entendre" usually has sexual connotation.

And a eunuch is always a bald man.

Well, it may be, gentlemen, but it ofter refers to areas that were settled by more than one tongue, thus children learned the language spoken on the street and also their mother's language from her homeland. Sooo, see, I was on the wrong track, but an angelic one at that. ...Yes, I was raised on a horse farm, so I do understand gelding.

rsmiller40

quote:

---

Originally posted by Steve:
And a eunuch is always a bald man.

---

BINGO! You definitely one-up'd me, or double-up'd me.

Rick, you just remind me of my children...that's how they shut me up! ROFLMAO!!

rsmiller40

quote:

---

Originally posted by rsmiller40:
Rick, you just remind me of my children

---

That why I suggested calling us "boys" or "you boys" or "the boys".

LOL, well I hate to break it to you, but I think Steve is as old or maybe older than I am!

rsmiller40

Well, anyway, I assume you mean by double entendre, double meaning, one acceptable, one off-color.

rsmiller40

The double meaning can be a mix or match: both meanings innocent, both bawdy, or one of each. And I'll almost guarantee I'm older than you are. I'm older than dirt.

quote:

---

Originally posted by rsmiller40:
but I think Steve is as old or maybe older than I am!

---

Well, should the "40" be any clue for me? Hard to think it is, you being a great-granny.

Well, not exactly. That would be a really young great grandmother.

rsmiller40

Yelp. Bad math. I had you giving birth when your were born (3 x 20).

You are a riot, Rick!

rsmiller40

Mrs. M., you asked about the alternatives to being a dirty old man. I haven't figured them all out yet, but every one I can think of is a lot less enjoyable.

Oh Steve,you confirmed dirty ol' man, isn't is great to be young enough to still enjoy life, but old enough to be forgiven?

rsmiller40

Bra auction:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2948761136&category=1469&rd=1


The auction is over. The interesting thing is the # of feedbacks and the buyer's "Me" page.


Good morning Mrs. M

Rick, I posted an answer, but, lol, Steve was posting in another subject, same column, and it zipped there with "Can you be booted off!"

rsmiller40

Mrs. M,

I saw it. Thanks. Looks like it going to be a "light" posting morning on the forum. See ya later on.

Yep, and none last evening. c-ya

rsmiller40