And even he wouldn't live there!
A Texan and an Englishman were flying over Texas and the Texan said "Y'know, the whole of li'l 'ol England would fit in one tiny corner o' Texas?"
"Yes" replied the Englishman, casting an unimpressed eye over the desert below, "and wouldn't it do wonders for the place!"
GG
Heavy Metal or no metal at all!
Amen to that GG. I'll be sure to tell that to my friend from Houston.
I went to the US once a few years ago to visit relatives. We stayed in Houston, Texas. Travelled across the state to see the Alamo and then went on to New Mexico to visit other members of the family.
It was the best holiday I ever had, the people we met and the weather were absolutely fantastic.
I would go again, but I'm damned if I'm going to let them scan my iris!
It was the best holiday I ever had, the people we met and the weather were absolutely fantastic.
I would go again, but I'm damned if I'm going to let them scan my iris!
quote:Whack in coloured contact lenses - that'll fool 'em!
Originally posted by Peterborough:
I'm damned if I'm going to let them scan my iris!
R2
Just adding a Texan joke. 
My cousin moved from Scotland to Texas when she was very young, but spent a year back in Britain while she was about 16. During that visit she went sailing at a local gravel pit. An instructor asked her how she enjoyed it.
She said, "It's fun, but the lake is a bit small."
The instructor asked, "Oh, where do you usually sail?"
"The Gulf of Mexico!"
My cousin moved from Scotland to Texas when she was very young, but spent a year back in Britain while she was about 16. During that visit she went sailing at a local gravel pit. An instructor asked her how she enjoyed it.
She said, "It's fun, but the lake is a bit small."
The instructor asked, "Oh, where do you usually sail?"
"The Gulf of Mexico!"