The magazine is a literary magazine. I guess one of use should write a poem about sniping, or something!
Wonder if this will work?
Jabbergah
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who wanted to buy a new bucket.
So he went to Ebay
and began sniping away
Until finally he shouted, "Hooray!"
What did YOU think I was going to have the guy say?
Jabbergah
Who wanted to buy a new bucket.
So he went to Ebay
and began sniping away
Until finally he shouted, "Hooray!"
What did YOU think I was going to have the guy say?
Jabbergah
Ohhh nice Jabber!!
Oh and nice chocolate reference with Tyler - it wasnt chocolate coloured though, and chocolate smells heaps nicer
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Oh and nice chocolate reference with Tyler - it wasnt chocolate coloured though, and chocolate smells heaps nicer
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie posted:
Well, serves you right for trying to feed the poor kid vegemite! He probably has his Dad's yankee stomach!
Jabbergah
quote:LEXIE!?! You're making a private joke not so private! LOL!
Oh and nice chocolate reference with Tyler
Well, serves you right for trying to feed the poor kid vegemite! He probably has his Dad's yankee stomach!
Jabbergah
Tyler LURVESSSSS his Vegemite he takes after his Mum.
Hubbie made the mistake of dipping his finger straight in the jar No No No No!!!! Thats game even for the seasoned Vegemite eater!!!
You must have a thin layer on warm freshly buttered toast so it all melts into together(insert homer drool here).
Oh - I thought it was rude to make comments that the others didnt understand so I just added a little more depth, so they can picture what we are
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Hubbie made the mistake of dipping his finger straight in the jar No No No No!!!! Thats game even for the seasoned Vegemite eater!!!
You must have a thin layer on warm freshly buttered toast so it all melts into together(insert homer drool here).
Oh - I thought it was rude to make comments that the others didnt understand so I just added a little more depth, so they can picture what we are
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
We missed out on the magazine page! There were no bids, so apparently the lister ended it early!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
How rude!!!
How am I ever gonna get noticed
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
How am I ever gonna get noticed
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Apparently this magazine has writing contests. At this >link<, you can read the winners to get an idea what the editors like.
I tried reading the winner, but kurt kobain's drug-soaked journal scribblings made more sense! Maybe I wasn't patient enough...
An approach that the editor might like is to write an article about "Sniping" in such a way that it isn't clear until the end of the article that it's done with a computer, not a gun!
The funny thing is, if you write a good enough article/short story/poem, the editor might publish it WITHOUT one having to BUY space! But then, what's the point, I don't know anybody who subscribes to this magazine! If I'd get published, I'd end up buying a bunch of the magazines to distribute to family & friends! I'll send my submission to "Letters to the editor" in the local newspaper -- it's cheaper!
Wonder if the OP passed thru & saw their topic still alive?
Jabbergah
I tried reading the winner, but kurt kobain's drug-soaked journal scribblings made more sense! Maybe I wasn't patient enough...
An approach that the editor might like is to write an article about "Sniping" in such a way that it isn't clear until the end of the article that it's done with a computer, not a gun!
The funny thing is, if you write a good enough article/short story/poem, the editor might publish it WITHOUT one having to BUY space! But then, what's the point, I don't know anybody who subscribes to this magazine! If I'd get published, I'd end up buying a bunch of the magazines to distribute to family & friends! I'll send my submission to "Letters to the editor" in the local newspaper -- it's cheaper!
Wonder if the OP passed thru & saw their topic still alive?
Jabbergah
quote:
Originally posted by Bartelby:
How am I ever gonna get noticed
quote:
What? How am I ever gonna get famous if this dude pulls his magazine that I was wanting to out snipe Jab on
Jabber - OBVIOUSLY!! I am the only one who has enough Hooter to see some depth in Kurts Scribblings
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
quote:
Originally posted by Bartelby:
How am I ever gonna get noticed
Noticed? Nothing to worry about, there. Famous? That's a tough one. Would you settle for being a forum-famous?
P.S. I was going to use "infamous", but then I looked up the definition.
I, for one, am HAPPY that Lexie has me "out-hooter'ed"!
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
quote:
Would you settle for being a forum-famous?
Guess that will have to do, I will have to get to "Hall of Fame" first though
quote:
, for one, am HAPPY that Lexie has me "out-hooter'ed"!
And which version of "hooter" are YOU referring to Mr? Either way - I guess its a good thing that I "out-hooter'ed" you
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Hi Lexie..
Just for your info. Good news, bad news. Good: An Aussie won tonights Bullriding event on OLN TV. Bad news: He got bucked off on the Mossy Oak Bonus bull for 45,000 USD.
"Shop" and My Snipes
Just for your info. Good news, bad news. Good: An Aussie won tonights Bullriding event on OLN TV. Bad news: He got bucked off on the Mossy Oak Bonus bull for 45,000 USD.
"Shop" and My Snipes
LOL!
At least it will be mailed, and not hand delivered!
At least it will be mailed, and not hand delivered!
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