Have you tried listing it on ebay?quote:do any of you guys know where I can dispose of 2 ½ metric tonnes (fifty five hundred pounds for all of you guys from the U S of A) of elephant dung???
Besure to get a poop of purchase and use Pooppal. (This is a replay on some previous posts dealing with "poof".)
I've heard that dung from zoo animals is really good for roses.
quote:Originally posted by Falcon Gal:
I've heard that dung from zoo animals is really good for roses.
When I first read that, I read it as "I've heard that dung from zoo animals is really good for Noses.
I was thinking, "what will they try and snort next"
Hi Lexie,
A few weeks ago somebody told me about some kids that are burning cow droppings because somebody told them that they could get high by inhaling the fumes. He said it doesn't really work (I don't know if he tried it to find out), but I figure if they're that dumb they deserve a nose full of you-know-what!
A few weeks ago somebody told me about some kids that are burning cow droppings because somebody told them that they could get high by inhaling the fumes. He said it doesn't really work (I don't know if he tried it to find out), but I figure if they're that dumb they deserve a nose full of you-know-what!
Carbon monoxide poisoning? Asphyxiation? Nicotine rush? Definitely Marlboro Country. Personally, I’d go with the filtered brand, and would be tempted to wait until it dried.
"Give me a home, where the buffalo roam."
"Give me a home, where the buffalo roam."
This is directed at anyone with a degree in droppings, such as a Doctorate in Dung or a Professor of Poop, or anyone that knows how to sling a lot of **** (filters still working) - does carnivore excrement have a more full-body aroma than the herbivore kind? They say, “You are what you eat.” Does that also apply to the “results” of what you eat?
And, why do they call them cow pies? I guess that makes more sense then cow cakes or cow muffins or cow scones. Cow buns might be cute, especially at McDonald’s, but then one might confuse the bread with patty.
And, why do they call them cow pies? I guess that makes more sense then cow cakes or cow muffins or cow scones. Cow buns might be cute, especially at McDonald’s, but then one might confuse the bread with patty.
quote:2 ½ metric tonnes ... of elephant dung???
Uh, just where did you come up with that much "Ponderous Pachederm Powered Pooh"?. Horses and cows I can understand, there are many stables and farms around; but elephants???
Sure glad you added that first "s" in "Horses".quote:Horses I can understand