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Harrow On The Hill's Councillor Eileen Kinnear is simply stylish in her subtle eyewear

And now YOU can steal her style - for free!!

Simply print these handy cut-out-and-keep glasses and you too can have that unmistakable Eileen look.


"I got these stylish glasses years ago, so long ago in fact that I'm buggered if I can remember where, what a bint eh! And no, I don't know how to work Photoshop, my glasses are totally for real. If you don't believe me then check me out on Harrow Council's website.

Now if anyone can find where I bought them I'll award a special prize! And before you ask - no I can't get you a council house in Stanmore.

Many special features of my glasses have been discussed in #gayyorkshire, ranging from their amazing heat shield properties donated by NASA (I like nothing more of an evening than re-entering the Earth's atmosphere strapped to a shuttle), to their unique ability to fend off face huggers from the Alien films! (no bugger inseminates me on a bank holiday weekend, I don't even like tinned spaghetti).

Yes, I can confirm that my glasses have their own gravity and also their very own event horizon, so stick that in your pipe, unless of course you don't smoke, in which case I'll turn my back whilst you hoover or sommat. *wink*"

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I say, I say R2 - are you the same person as "Nuno" who posted an absolutely identical question (even down to the lack of certain spaces spacing - check "Kinnear(about" ) on Crystal Palace FC's web site.

If so, you are to be commended on your poetry - read it Guys & Gals - a veritable latter day Byron in our midst!

"Nuno have no idea.... 26 Jul 2005 8:44am

Could you help settle an argument I'm having? Can you check out Councillor Eileen Kinnear(about half way down), Harrow on the Hill Conservative. Is she wearing glasses or not?

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