A search engine in the wrong hands can be a dangerous thing...
Go to the Google webpage (www.google.com).
In the Search field, type "Weapons of Mass Destruction", then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
In the Search field, type "Weapons of Mass Destruction", then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.
LOL Shirley - havent they changed that yet???
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Yeah, I was surprised. I had to check it out before I posted it to be sure...
But does anything ever get taken off the 'net?
But does anything ever get taken off the 'net?
What comes up? 
I get www.mideast.org.uk.
BTW, what in the world is that "I'm feeling lucky" button supposed to do anyway??
Jabbergah
I get www.mideast.org.uk.BTW, what in the world is that "I'm feeling lucky" button supposed to do anyway??
Jabbergah
Try this website, but turn on your popup blocker first...
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
I think Google's "Lucky" button automatically takes you to the first website in the search results. Either that, or it enters your e-dress in one of those online dating services...
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
I think Google's "Lucky" button automatically takes you to the first website in the search results. Either that, or it enters your e-dress in one of those online dating services...
LOL Jabber - "I'm feeling lucky" is for when you know what you type in will bring up the site you are after.
Did you type the WMD in " " - you need to do that.?
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Did you type the WMD in " " - you need to do that.?
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
You shouldn't need the quotes. But if you get an error message, don't ignore it. Hint, hint!
Copy and Paste exactly what Shirley put in here including the " " and hit I feel lucky.
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
No you dont need the quotes LOL I just tried it both ways.
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
I love a girl who knows how to argue both sides...
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or it enters your e-dress in one of those online dating services
Is that why I keep getting all those emails??
I think they must of gotten my criteria mixed up - I specifically asked for a 85 yr old millionaire who must have a condition that prevents any excitement what so ever!!
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Just hearing about the match-up was too much for him...
Bugger - I need at least enough time to get into the will!!
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Dream on Lexie, but I got first dibs! 
Rick, I am surprised you missed this on...
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Oscar wilde
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Oscar wilde
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.
Bugger!!! Guess I am the untrustworthy one huh Mrs M
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Ya, you guys....watch out for Lexie!!
"Marriage" isn't a word, it's a SENTENCE! -- some comedian
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
LOL! The google search worked when I final spelled "weopons" correctly! 
Jabbergah
Jabbergah
Jabber, I can't believe, you of all people, misspelled! What is this forum coming to? 
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Ya, you guys....watch out for Lexie!!
Moi?
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie!
DEFINITELY YOU!
I think you should rotate angel-devil smiley into your sig. animations some time!
Jabbergah
DEFINITELY YOU!
I think you should rotate angel-devil smiley into your sig. animations some time! Jabbergah
I was saving it for my sig, but I HAD to use it now 
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Jabber, my services as an editor are still for sale... Would be a heck of a lot more fun than my CURRENT job!
sg
sg
Swap ya Shirley?
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Shirley posted:
LOL! Believe it or not, I used to be the newsletter editor for an organization I'm a member of. Oh, uhmmm....I guess "used to be" is the operative phrase in that line!
EDITING can actually be a LOT of fun, compared to WRITING! You take somebody else's writing, and rip it to shreds making it "better"!
Jabbergah
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Jabber, my services as an editor are still for sale... Would be a heck of a lot more fun than my CURRENT job!
LOL! Believe it or not, I used to be the newsletter editor for an organization I'm a member of. Oh, uhmmm....I guess "used to be" is the operative phrase in that line!
EDITING can actually be a LOT of fun, compared to WRITING! You take somebody else's writing, and rip it to shreds making it "better"!
Jabbergah
Yes, but I'm sick and tired of arguing with writers about where their commas should go and whether or not the word "that" is really *required* in that sentance. Honestly, some people take it so personally!!! I'm supposed to be a trainer, not a Freshman English teacher! But silly me, I volunteered to do "Quality control" (which they desparately needed...) and that's become my whole life, and they seem to have forgotten that I can actually do a pretty decent job in front of a classroom, too, not to mention actually WRITING instead of just dotting their i's and crossing their t's...
Ok, rant over. For today, at least. Anybody got an olive that needs drowning? It's that kind of week, and it's just Tuesday.
But you people were my salvation today! (grin) Thanks!
Ok, rant over. For today, at least. Anybody got an olive that needs drowning? It's that kind of week, and it's just Tuesday.
But you people were my salvation today! (grin) Thanks!
Lexie, I don't know about your day-job, but babysitting a young-un in sunny Australia is sounding pretty good about now!!!
You can babysit Tyler anytime you want, I would of gladly handed him over to anybody within 50mtrs this morning. He was very ickie and had to have a bath and Mrs M will vouch for me trying to give him away with teething problems over the last week. Its all made worthwhile when I go in at nite to tuck him in though Angellic!!
My day job involves babysitting 11 men and several hundred pieces of machinery.
Blahhhhhh
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Angellic!!My day job involves babysitting 11 men and several hundred pieces of machinery.
Blahhhhhh
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
and Sunny it is!!!
Is quite a refreshing 88 today compared to yesterday's 102. Actually I was commenting to my secretary that my feet were cold
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
Is quite a refreshing 88 today compared to yesterday's 102. Actually I was commenting to my secretary that my feet were cold
Lexie
"If you read - you will judge!"
'Way over here on the other side of the world, we're in the middle of a bit of a cold snap. But then, you already know that. Currently it's a toasty 18 degrees, but it ACTUALLY got up above freezing today -- 34 degrees, for about fifteen minutes! First time in weeks!
I've had babysitting jobs like those before -- you'd think engineers and/or doctors could take care of themselves, but...
And I'll take teething babies over writer's egos any day!!!
I've had babysitting jobs like those before -- you'd think engineers and/or doctors could take care of themselves, but...
And I'll take teething babies over writer's egos any day!!!
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Originally posted by Jabbergah:
"Marriage" isn't a word, it's a SENTENCE! -- some comedian
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Originally posted by Mrs.M:
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
Oscar wilde
"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating." - O. W.
"An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all." - O. W.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." O. W.
"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." O. W.
"Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!" O. W.
"Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." - O. W.