Can I really have bids placed without my PC on?

Your PC does not have to be on, or you signed in, but of course, you can be if you want.

Auction Sniper will bid for you. They will sign in to eBay to do it from their site. That's why they need your eBay ID and password.

You enter your snipe as 'seconds till auction end' so there is no need to do any time zone calculations.

Yes, it should work for you, but only if you're the high bidder. There are AS users from all over the world.

Good Luck, and WELCOME.

Thank you.Lets just hoping it works!
If it does I will be a converted Auction Swiper

No... you won't!

    You will be a converted Auction Sniper!

Welcome, Kate, to our forum!!

I kind of like Auction Swiper. Sounds better then Auction Sniper. I guess it depends on if you would rather be a sniper or a swiper.

I like Auction Swiper. It sounds sneakier.

When convicted of swiping, a person can get a couple of years. When convicted of sniping, a person can get life, or death, depending on what state the person was in.

True, true!

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True, true!

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Guilty, Guilty!

Tricky Rickie, have you been smoking the lawn again??

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Tricky Rickie, have you been smoking the lawn again??

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Old material. STILL nothing original? Hell, I think that was originally my line.

Well,Partner, it worked for my buddies and me, so it will work for you, too. I can GUARANTEE that!

I cant believe the convesations i have started by swiping instead of sniping! Never mind I think its because in the UK we say swipe rather than snipe.
Thanks for all your views much appreiciated!

Kate, it's not just you. It doesn't take much for conversations in this forum to go really off topic in a hurry.

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When convicted of sniping, a person can get life, or death, depending on what state the person was in.

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I think it also depends on the sniper's aim.

My neighbor snipes at jackrabbits and rattlesnakes every so often. Sometimes he's in a state of intoxication when he does this.

In some cases I guess intoxication isn't all bad, then, Falcon!

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In some cases I guess intoxication isn't all bad, then, Falcon!

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But not if you happen to be driving a Falcon, Falcon.

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I think it also depends on the sniper's aim.

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Good point.

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In some cases I guess intoxication isn't all bad, then, Falcon!

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My neighbor snipes at jackrabbits and rattlesnakes every so often.

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There might be a few less jackrabbits if he didn't snipe the rattlesnakes, but that depends on the sniping neighbor's aim. Perhaps the jackrabbits and rattlesnakes would be agreeable to subsidize an increase in the intoxication level of said sniper. Call it snipeola.

Maybe if they did offer him a little snipeola a few more would get away and not end up in his frying pan. He cooks and eats any that he kills.

Don't worry, I don't get intoxicated. I wouldn't want to drive the Falcon while intoxicated because it might damage the car.

Nice picture, Chatter!

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He cooks and eats any that he kills.

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Probably a good thing he doesn’t snipe humans. Then he might also be guilty of tampering with the evidence, or eating it. I wonder how one would go about cooking such a thing, or would it be served Sushi-like. Anyone have any recipes they’d like to post? If this ever caught on, someone could start a fast-food chain. McNuggets anyone?

I could see how McDonalds and McCannibals could be synergistic; viewing McDonalds as a feedlot.

There must be something in this post that will inspire Chatter to post a picture. I’d go for Hannibal Lecter under the Golden Arches, or something with the Donner Party (“Party”? Is that an hors d’oeuvres pun?)

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I didn't know that we did! Swiping is stealing whereas sniping is picking off at a distance so I guess sniping is more politically correct!

R2 (just watched Star Wars IV - excellent film! I was on good form!!!)

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He cooks and eats any that he kills.

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Ahhh - the often forgotten law of the predator.

*Don't Kill What You Dont Need To Survive*

LOL @ Lexie!

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Ahhh - the often forgotten law of the predator.

*Don't Kill What You Dont Need To Survive*

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Does that apply to politicians - the predatory kind?

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Does that apply to politicians - the predatory kind?

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Is this a stained dress question?

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Is this a stained dress question?

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Only if a stained dress needs to be killed for the predator to survive.

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Only if a stained dress needs to be killed for the predator to survive

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Hmmm - well it would appear that the predator and the dress/wearer lived to kill another day (successfully from what I have heard), so I guess the stained dress doesnt need to die for the predator to survive.

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so I guess the stained dress doesnt need to die for the predator to survive.

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Good point. And, it also seems to help the predator's book sales.