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M mikefromwestyorkshireMember
quote:
Originally posted by glennsimonds:
Thank you what i mean gy work is will auction snoper automatically increase my bid to 30.00 even if i only bid 10.00 thru ebay ? i hope the clarifies the questiom Smile
Frown Sadly, my interpreter is on a week's holiday. Frown
Tried level 3 gibberish here , and got:
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This often helps. Big Grin Big Grin Wink
C caneartistMember
quote:
Originally posted by Rick:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by glennsimonds:
auction snoper
Clever, and catchy as an "ooper".

quote:
Originally posted by glennsimonds:
?
Yes.

LOL! Gee, Rick, looks like you're having fun, hey? LOLOLOLOL!

But I have a legit question: I'm after a pair of earrings. The reserve has not been met although my Snipe bid wouldgo over the top. Does Snipe bid up to the reserve automatically or will I just end up being another bidder who didn't make the reserve?

Does that make sense? Hope so.

Nancy
G graytigerMember
This is kind of a bidding question. Why doesn't the link between auctionsniper and e-bay work for me? In other words, if I click on the auction number or title on auctionsniper, it doesn't take me to the e-bay item. I know this has to do with some IE option I have chosen, but I don't know which one. I get the "The page cannot be displayed" error. Thanks.
G graytigerMember
Nancy,
If your snipe meets the reserve, your bid will jump to that reserve. This happens the same way when you bid directly on eBay: we follow all eBay rules in bidding.

If your snipe doesn’t meet the reserve (and you were the last or highest bidder), eBay will only display the next increment over the previous bidder. They will not display your max.

cut-and-paste from th Coole FAQ
region2region2Member
quote:
Originally posted by graytiger:
This is kind of a bidding question. Why doesn't the link between auctionsniper and e-bay work for me? In other words, if I click on the auction number or title on auctionsniper, it doesn't take me to the e-bay item. I know this has to do with some IE option I have chosen, but I don't know which one. I get the "The page cannot be displayed" error. Thanks.
Paste in the link (URL) you get in the pop up window on here for us to look at.

R2
G grumpyxxxxMember
quote:
Originally posted by caneartist: Hello. I am also a "Sniper in Training." May I ask what country you live in or come from?

G'day Nancy

Just had a bit of fun with Yorkshire MIke's gibberish generator (click the link on Mike's first post)

quote:
Originally posted by region2: Drug abuse is a terrible thing!

I wouldn't go that far - depends on the the drug Big Grin

quote:
Originally posted by caneartist: The nital loblem. LOL! Then a congenity of tempormity of tem. LOL! The left the is then again, maybe probe probe again, maybe is the is the is tem. LOL!!
(and you can quote me) Wink

BTW I still haven't worked out where I came from but I live in sunny Queensland, Australia (Just down the road from the Crocodile Hunter Cool)

Mike/Aussie (Region 4)
C caneartistMember
I have a solution for your problem in obtaining drugs from your doctor:

Break several bones; develope bizarre sypmtoms of pain-causing diseases; complain of severe anxiety (practice making your eyes tear up for that "genuine" look), or just cut off a finger or two.

You'll have no problem getting narcotics if you follow any of the above.

I guarentee it...................(snickering..)

Nancy
M mikefromwestyorkshireMember
quote:
Originally posted by caneartist:
Gibberish generator????

AH, HAAAAAAAA! So these boards ARE run by a bunch of lunatics! I had that feeling not everyone was playing with a full deck of cards.

Confused What, Nancy, you didn't know?

I hatics AH HAAA! So thad th generyoneryoneratics AH HAAA! So thad thad thad th a feeling withad these withad th of cards playing not feeling not everish generator AH HAAAAA! So th generish a full deck of lun boards.
Methinks we have started something.....
rickrickMember
quote:
Originally posted by caneartist:
... or just cut off a finger or two.

You'll have no problem getting narcotics if you follow any of the above.
Nancy,

OK, I’ve cut off a finger – now what do I do? It’s getting kind of messy on my keyboard, and I’ve had to switch to the hunt-and-peck typing method, only now it’s hunt-and-drip.

Also, which is it - “a” finger, or “two”? Must be two, as NO narcotics have shown up.
C caneartistMember
Rick, y' dope! You're supposed to put a decent dressing over the finger so that the bleeding stops! I mean, REALLY, you'll just RUIN any key board! And think of all the clothes you probably messed up with blood! Not too mention, shaking hands with someone would be rather.....repulsive, don't you think?

The IDEA was that after the amputation, you go to hospital and see an MD for the narcs!

Geeeeeeeeeeez, do I have to spell everything out? Now, try the next two fingers of the other hand, put on a GOOD pressure dressing and then go to hospital! AND put the fingers on ice! That means they'll have to surgically reattach them, which means more time in hospital and more narcs!

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Got it now?


Tsk. MEN!
rickrickMember
quote:
The IDEA was that after the amputation, you go to hospital and see an MD for the narcs!
Now you tell me. I had suspected I left out an important step when I passed out. Also, for those that are attempting this for the first time, I’d recommend using a very, VERY dull knife (sterile optional).

It would have been a lot easier just to walk to the corner and buy some drugs off of one of the street vendors.

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