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the following is meant as humor and is in no way meant to belittle those with real problems with drugs, alcohol or gambling

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Are you addicted to eBay?

Take this short quiz to see if you need professional help.

  • Is there some particular reason why you are concerned about your bidding at this time?
  • Are you bidding more often that you used to, or on multiple auctions when you do bid?
  • Do you sometimes have the shakes or other discomfort the next morning, and does a pick-me-up bid help make you feel better?

  • Is one of the reasons for your concern the fact that some people are getting on your back about your bidding?
  • Do close friends say you are acting differently these days, or that you undergo some kind of personality change when you bid?
  • Are they suggesting that you cut down or cut it out?

  • Do you have other friends that you prefer to be around these days -- people who don't mind your bidding, or don't mention it?
  • Are these new friends that you've recently made?
  • Are they fairly good bidders, also?
  • Do you have much else in common with them, or are bidding-related activities your main bond?
  • Do you tend to prefer social events where bidding is more readily available?

  • Have you had more than two or three memory lapses (called blackouts) in the past 90 days?
  • After an evening or other period of bidding, have you forgotten where you left your car?
    Or how you got home?
  • Have you had to call someone the next day to fill you in on what you were doing the night before?

  • Do you sometimes regret things that you may have said or done while you were bidding?
  • Are you ever embarrassed to the extent that you want to avoid certain people, or going back to a place where you may have made some foolish bids?
  • Do you wish that you could undo those things, or ever think that less bidding might help prevent them from happening again?

  • Do you bid more than the people you are with, or do you ever use a bidding service so others don't notice what you are doing?
  • Do you make multiple bids for yourself while others are bidding on single auctions?
  • Do you carry a laptop with you so you can bid wherever you are?
  • Is there anything unusual about your bidding habits that might make other people wonder!

  • Have you gotten careless about things that used to be important to you, or have you dropped certain activities from your routine?
  • Do you spend less time with your children, spouse, or other family members than you used to?
  • Are you less interested in some of your former hobbies or sports or entertainment source?
  • Are you reducing outside activities that interfere with your bidding?

  • Have you tried or considered changing things in your life in order to get along better and eliminate some of the problems?
  • Have you thought of leaving your spouse, or the family, or going away for a while to give everybody a little extra space?
  • Have you thought about changing jobs, or maybe even moving to another part of the country where you could make a clean start, without the hassles and disadvantages from the past?

  • Do you ever wonder if some of the problems that may accompany your bidding would be lessened or go away, if you decided to stop entirely?
  • Are there family arguments that might not flare up so often?
  • Would work (or school) tardiness or absenteeism be somewhat improved?
  • Are there financial or business setbacks that could be reduced? Insurance problems?
  • Checkbook or household budget balancing?
  • Difficulties in meeting obligations or paying back loans?

  • Have you ever promised yourself that you would really try to cut down on your bidding without quitting altogether?
  • Have you tried skipping certain nights of the week, or hours of the day, when you wouldn't bid at all?
  • Have you tried switching online auction services in order to keep from bidding so much or losing control so much?
  • Have you tried putting someone else in charge of your bidding to help you cut down?

  • Have you ever tried to quit -- totally -- and not been able to?
  • Have you ever set a date or duration when you would actually try to stop?
  • Were there reasons why the effort really never took hold, or the timing never seemed right?
  • Did your promise to quit seem less important when the deadline to quit rolled around?
  • Was it easier to continue bidding than to fight the situation, and are you still bidding at this time?

  • Was it difficult for you to make this self examination, and is this a subject you consider too personal to discuss with others?
  • Do you intentionally avoid discussions about your bidding or its complications?
  • Do you sometimes have your spouse or other persons intervene for you, or make excuses about your tardiness or other related problems?



SCORING

This is the simplest scoring system in the annals of do-it-yourself testing. Any "YES" answer to a main or sub-question has earned you membership in a not very exclusive population of several million people with bidding problems. The more "YES's" you toted up, the better off you are. Every "YES" you were able to mentally put down was a striking symbol of personal honesty. It meant that you have begun the process of self-realization -- a principle in which virtually all recovery problems are based. Without personal recognition of your condition, there can be no meaningful recovery.

If you will consider each "YES" to be a minor victory in this same sense, you might want to take the test again and see how many more "YES's" you can identify. The enemies of recovery are guilt, denial and alibis. The allies are acceptance, understanding and honesty.

If the results of the test suggest that you, or whoever you took the test for, are an eBay addict, congratulations. Now you're getting somewhere.

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Mother Mary Says, 'HONESTLY! you're just ruint!'

[This message was edited by bjones9942 on February 26, 2004 at 06:53 PM.]
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

My kids have threatened an intervention and a 12-step program.

They and their friends (whose parents also bid heavily) joke about making a mock-umentary about ebay addition, as a wake-up call and service to humanity.

When their friends come over and see new items, they say, "Ah! bidding again, I see," with meaningful, sympathetic glances at my children.

Nevertheless, I only bid socially, and never more than I can handle, and never when driving!

Wink
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My spare room full of empty boxes and packing peanuts speaks volumes


Yeah, me, too. I think I've inadvertently bought more packing materials than I have anything else. I have become quite the connoisseur of high-grade bubble wrap.

Now I'm contemplating selling to support and justify my habit. Frown

If only I can think of a way to sell air, or something equally cheap and available, so I can make my money selling shipping like so many others apparently do! Then I can drive the fancy cars and flash my cash, too.
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littlebit.7 kids? I'd say one husband is plenty!! LMAO!! (kidding)


Mrs. M - Believe me, he is. Wink

Seriously, over thirty-two years of marriage (we married very young - at 17 and 21) hasn't diminished his devotion, so he's a keeper, for sure! I am very blessed.

As for the kids (ages 31 - 13), we figure we have the full set now so we've quit collecting those. We just take good care of the ones we already have and hope they appreciate in value over time!

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