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LOL! Bird making computer sounds! I can see that problematic! You'd think your computer is doing things other than what it's supposed to be doing! Hearing a "Windows Fanfare" could give you a start when your in the middle of a long merge print job! LOL! Big Grin Parrots probably tast like chicken, too! Eek Wink

Jabbergah                                                  
...I must admit, >I< thought your cat carrier funny! Wink I was surprised at the "furor" it generated. Let's face it, the only cat that carrier would work on would be a STUFFED cat. Attempting to put any other cat in such a contraption would cause the cat to disappear after reducing your various appendages to bloody ribbons! Eek Wink

Jabbergah                                                  
I have cats and dogs and loved the cat carrier. I also think that link is funny. Although I believe Cats taste like Dim Sims (that could be just an Aussie thing).

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How To Wash A Cat
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The DOG



Lexie

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