Et al,
It doesn’t look like carries is coming back, so as they say, “When the OP’s away, the mice will play.”
Mike and R2,
Thanks for the heads up on “fora”. Even my spell checker doesn’t appreciate it.
Jabber,
Of course I’m partial to the pragmatist outlook.
Jabber and Mike,
This tee shirt is going to have to be very big, or the type very small.
Here’s my contribution:
“If you say you’re going to tax the remaining water and give it to those less fortunate, you’re a Democrat.”
“If you say you’re going to seize the remaining water because doing water is addictive and immoral, you’re a Republican.”
“If you say you’re going to blow up the glass, you’re a terrorist.”
“If you say you’re going to change the remaining water into wine, you’re an evangelist.”
“If you say you don’t be believe in water, you’re an atheist.”
“If you say the water’s existence is senseless, you’re a nihilist.”
“If you say the water is on top, you’re upside down.”
“If you say you can hold the glass upside down without spilling the water, you’re an astronaut.’
“If you say you’ll have to think about it, you’re indecisive.”
“If you say you don’t favor either the fullist or emptyist, you’re a neutralist.
“If you say the water and the void is the Yin and Yang, you’re a Taoist.”
“If you are indifference to or exclusion of the water, you’re a secularist.”
“If you spend this much time on a response, you need a therapist.”
Lexie,
“It’s not how hard you make it – it’s how you make it hard.”
Chistine,
I’m a sucker for Wilde quotes, but I’m getting a kick with Twain’s.