Reply to "What a waste of money"

Rick posted:

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Thanks! All these years people thought it was a quantity issue. It’s really a container issue.

Maybe there’s a tee-shirt opportunity. I think it’s original.

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Interesting thought!

Let's see:
"If you say the glass is half-empty, you're a pessimist."
"If you say the glass is half-full, you're an optimist."
"If you say the glass is the wrong size, you're a pragmatist."
"If you say, 'Somebody's been drinking out of my glass!', you're one of the 3 bears."
"If you say it's George Bush's fault, you're a Democrat."

Anyone care to add to the list along the same vein?? "If you say_____, you're a _____."