Thank goodness for advances in technology. Neither of these look user-friendly for the previously mentioned application:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7396269792
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7596164762
P.S. I was just at Kinko's and didn't notice any butt-copiers in the bathroom. They probably can't afford the repairs.