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Reply to "The Final Curtain"

Oi you two - this is a farewell party not a *!@* dating agency!

All "assignations" have to be arranged through the "ASDating Agency inc"

Remember to meet in a safe place, notify your Mother that you are arranging a date with a strange man and don't drink so much that you don't know who and where you are.

Finally try and get his Social security number and a hair off his head early in the proceedings so that when you claim for maintenance, it will shortcut the whole process because you already have the DNA & financial evidence.
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