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Reply to "Spoof gets smarter......"

I posted the Seti extract in the Amateur Photographer forum and there have been several calssic replies. I like this one the best:

From Fenris#

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A small green bead in a vultures mouth being carried over the wide open savannah
To Mars and back in an open necked shirt

The moles are coming, hide the mars bars in the clay pots, hidden in the towers

Three figs in your pocket and a toad in your hand
You enjoyed the feeling of a live Toad in the evening!

The river turned green and the boats were full of tiny accountants
When suddenly down swooped a large accountant eating heron

Mmmmph.... Nnnnnnng...... Arg...it's no good....... KIPPER!
Shouted the accountants as the heron grabbed one in it's beak

A kipper in the hand keeps herons at bay, but a kipper on a pizza will spoil your day

They sang cheerfully knowing that they'd be free to eat the pizza'a in peace. Until the Moles returned...
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