quote:King and Blackfoot Chief of the United States
Being of unsound mind, I Paul, Chief Collector of hundreds of useless cameras, decided to investigate the Blackfoot Chief of the US of A
I needed to go no further than the first entry Google brought back to me:
Paranormal Times
I think the replies section is so full of that `infinite wisdom of which you all seek that it should be compulsory reading before any of you post here again!
I have extracted a special quote which I now dedicate to R2 and Mike from Yorkshire
" Hello. I’m from the seti programme.
Does anyone know where I can find the thought technologies?
I’m looking for A... umm, I want to buy a telepathic modem or a microwave oven.
I have a telescope that can see in the night time.
They told me how to take out the mind staples.
They said, don’t be afraid this is standard procedure. They said, I was apart of some sort of research or something.
Then I saw the scientists in white lab coats.
They threw me into a bowl of water
and told me to scrub myself clean.
I did but I didn’t use any soap.
They gave me a key card with the number 26 on it, to open up the security vaults.
I’m going to turn my television to channel six.
Do you have a flash light
p.s. Will you say hi to E.T. for me. "
Some real valuable advice there!
Off to warm up in the microwave for a bit - its damn chilly outside.
Paul