Take fox hunting for example. In Britain, it takes whole pack of people to hunt one little fox. They dress up in strange looking uniforms to go after the animal. Maybe they’re trying to amuse it?? Then they spend all day chasing after the thing with a pack of hounds and come home empty handed. Any good old boy in the United States can go out shooting and come home with plenty of foxes and probably a squirrel or two thrown in, with or without his hound dog. He doesn’t even need a fancy coat. Maybe we should send a few of our good old boys over there to show them how it’s done, if it’s still legal.
Then there are the cars. They actually have a model of car with only three wheels over there. I don’t remember what they’re called, but this is no joke. You won’t catch an American driving around in a three-wheeled car unless one of his wheels has just fallen off.
We don’t use our mallets for pounding balls in some game named after a bug. We use them for fixing things.
We don’t need a monarchy. We have soap operas on TV. And what’s taking so long with the Harry Potter books???
