"Auction Lackey" sounds appropriate to me. Delegate some responsibility to Lackey, and if you're lucky, he'll get the job done, (well, done by some definition... perhaps his lazy simplification of what you asked him to do, but certainly not what you had in mind.) More likely than not, Lackey will screw up and cost you money in the process of discharging the task he's given. Fire Lackey and do it yourself.