Listen, I'm completely new to this forum, so forgive me if I'm no way up to speed, but I'd like to offer impertinent congratulations to the following:
Rick - Sniper Deity 4 this: I like the, “I was just diagnosed with terminal cancer” response
Bartelby - Sniper Hall Of Fame 4 this: Things I ponder regarding the arse...
Dave - Super Sniper 4 this: "Eagles may soar, but weasles do not get sucked into jet engines."
and region2 - Snipeaholic 4 this: The Times My Snipes Are Placed Is Not Even Close To What I Put Up.
All great fun. I was gutted the last named topic was closed, because I'm 6ft 4 ins AND an "English Master" (well, teacher) and I wanted to pitch in with the fight against the deluded.
Anyway, back to work...