Not seen that done before - all the adverts have gone. Well done Sara B, if that was indeed you that wielded the axe!
If I am to expose myself before you all, there are some rules to this that I must point out now.
Valid Entries:
1. Jakedduck
2. Jabbergah
Disqualified for not being foolish enough:
1. Puppy Raiser (Full refund given - not so stupid after all!)
2. Mrs M (Manufacturing Fault does not count as stupidity!)
Come on all you snipers - expose yourself - at least you don't have to publish a photo, though if the total nears ten, I might change the rules again!