Reply to "Is there a punster in the house?"

rickMember

quote:
Originally posted by Steve:
they all come from my fertilized imagination and mnemonic capacity.

That's an oxymoron. The first one came from your ex's "fertilized imagination and mnemonic capacity".

quote:
Originally posted by Steve:
Most puns are perpetrated orally

I've never "written" an "orally" perpetrated pun. Sounds painful.

quote:
Originally posted by Steve:
unless you're Victor Borge you don't audibilize your punctuation.

I like "VICTOR" Borge! He's a "WINNER" and a "CONQUEROR".

I haven't forgotten your latest contribution. You've had years "collecting" these, and my coffee has just starting kicking in.

9/12/034:24 AM

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