quote:Get a life...and a job with someone other than AuctionSniper. Brainless!
We (I think I speak for all the forum regulars) really do appreciate your kind & perceptive comments.
Being somewhat in awe of your refined background and intellect, I hardly dare question your succinct judgement of Rick's employment here, but feel I must (you may come up with a better solution for his lifestyle, so it's worth a try)
a. "Get a Life"
b. "a job with someone other than AuctionSniper"
The first aim is extremely difficult for poor Rick - semi-comotose, paralysed by frequent painful bouts of "Twinging Screws" he lies in a darkened room, lifting his hand just sufficiently to type the responses you see in this forum. As his long time employer, I have seen the almost superhuman effort he puts into his replies.
In acknowledgement of Rick's severe disability, AuctionSniper pays him $385.67 per completed word, a rate which we are very proud of - for it is undoubtedly the very best paid in the Q & A business.
Even R2 can't better this, though he has staked his life (& somewhat dubious reputation) on gaining this particular pinnacle of human endeavour (hence the rather sharp words between these two rivals for the crown)
How then, is he to better himself?
From my viewpoint, his position is secure. Would you honestly recommend that he changes it for the vagaries of life outside?
For as AS goes about it's business of swindling the gullible, Rick is kept fully occupied lying (sorry explaining) on our behalf.
Its a hard life, but someone has to do it.
Octavius Nero Augustus
Complaints Investigation Department
Auction Sniper (Nigeria) Inc
Level 42,
Shanty Town
Lagos
P.S. I presume you are a RETired VET? Unfortunately, unlike animals, we can't put Rick down, but have to watch him suffer in silence. Brave lad to suffer so much abuse without flinching.