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Reply to "I've got a new car!!"

I am sorry Mike, but round here, the most dangerous group are the over 60s. Not all mind you and they are easily recognisable - they wear cloth caps!

Hunched over the wheel, oblivious to the mayhem they are creating. In the old days, you knew to steer clear of the little Volvos (maroon or navy blue) or Nissan Sunnys. Now they seem to be inflicting their skills on Skoda Fabias!

I still rate the local Supermarket car park lethal for pedestrians & motorists alike. They wander over with their sticks, don their overcoats & caps (in Summer!) get and drive straight out without looking! I always, without fail park in the furthest corner.

The young tend to go round like lunatics, but Darwin's theories ensure only the most able survive.

Don't tell anybody, but yesterday I did 100+ on a long dual carriageway without a soul on it - not even a white Transit with "safety partnerhip" on it and temptation got the better of me. That's crowded Wales for you. I think I'll buy a cloth cap ....
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