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Ironic that Alzheimers and other sorts of dementia can strike at 30.........

I'll try to remember that, but it might be difficult.

First signs, Rick? Have you been eating too much aluminium?

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attention spans can be measured in milliseconds in yer average teenager.

That's good - they quickly forget they are mad at someone.

They also tend to forget lots of other things, like:

• Red traffic lights mean STOP
  
• If you are 10 yds behind the vehicle in front at 40mph, and they brake, the immutable laws of physics come into being.
  
• They have not yet learnt to cope with adverse weather
  
• You do not need fog lights when the nearest fog is in Moscow
  
• There is no sort of motorway testing in UK