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Thank God for beard trimmers...
Don’t forget waxing, JBear. Gals must make better spies, because of their training to withstand torture. But then the threat of a bad haircut would probably cause them to break.

I recently came up with a new idea. Seems the hair on my head doesn’t have a strong survival instinct, but at the same time I’ve done everything next to napalm to stop nose-hair growth (I’m tempted to turn them into dreadlocks). My idea is to transplant my nose-hair to my head. Not only the obvious benefit of having a healthy and lifelong head of hair, but I can switch to picking my scalp while I’m driving.
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