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If I offend you, I pray you will forgive my offense. If you offend me, I pray I can have strength to forgive you from my heart.
Mrs M, will you please, please get rid of this for it rouses me to a frenzy of dynamic apathy each time I read it.
Try "If I offend you - tough. If you offend me, I'll be round tomorrow to put the boot in!"
Much more in keeping with modern times!