OK, this one has no relevance to the subject in question (what subject?), though it does have a food reference so maybe it'll fit in.
A man decides he wants to become a monk, so he rolls up to the local monastery and bangs on the big front doors. After a while, with no reply, he wanders around the back of the building and discovers the kitchen door, so he thinks “They’re probably all at dinner, I’ll try here.
He no sooner knocks on the door than it is opened by a huge monk brandishing a massive frying pan. “Can I help you?” asks the monk.
“Well, I’m not quite sure,” the man hesitates, “Are you the Head Friar?”
“Certainly not!” comes the reply, “I’m the Chief Chip Monk!”
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