Reply to "Ebay Addicts -- Unite!"

jabbergahMember

This one's clever!

quote:
...your dog no longer bothers to bark at the UPS man.

...maybe generalize it to "delivery man." Along the same line:
...you see the delivery man more than your spouse.

quote:
You include your feedback score in your will.

Maybe better? = ...you bequeath your eBay ID in your will.

quote:
You think foreplay requires nibbling.

Doesn't it? And what does that have to do with eBay?

More possibilities:

...when your family informs you they're out of clean clothes, you do an eBay search.

...you've set an alarm clock to check on an auction.

3/28/056:05 PM

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