You think foreplay requires nibbling.
You think being a high bidder is a euphoric state.
You include your feedback score in your will.
You demand joint custody of your ebay ID.
You feel that being out bided is a justified reason for divorce.
You think making funeral arrangements includes bidding on a used coffin.
You require broadband access after waking from open-heart surgery.
After removing your laptop from a burning house, you return to save your children.
When you say, “Laptops, women and children first”.
You think cheating is when your spouse finds out your high bid.