Ebay Addicts -- Unite!

jabbergahMember

OK! Here is an opportunity for thought and creativity. Jeff Foxworthy (USA commedian) made a living by finishing the phrase, "You MIGHT be a REDNECK if...". For example, "You MIGHT be a REDNECK if the richest member of your family invites everyone over to help take the wheels off their new home!"

What clever/funny, but true finishes can we come up for "You MIGHT be an EBAY ADDICT if...."?

Possibilities:
...you've ever bid in the NUDE!
...you think "eating out" means eating anywhere but in front of the computer.
...you receive new packages before you've had a chance to open the last ones you got.
...you've set aside an area/closet/room/building for your ebay items!

Anyone care to share any ideas?

3/28/053:38 PM

Original Post

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