Thish ish not being written under the affluence of incahol, though shum thinkle may peep show.
Inishul teshting was inconclushal.... incolushi....inclushiniv.... didn’t prove mush, and further shtringent eshperimentsh will need to be carried out (and the eshperimenter might need to be carried out too!).
GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE GGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE...Hic!